Author Topic: Intelligent Monkey (Read 2426 times)

@@JeEt@@ · « **on:** September 25, 2010, 04:13:05 AM »

Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”

Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”

Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”

Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”

Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** September 25, 2010, 04:13:05 AM »

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2014, 03:14:58 PM »

LMAO!

TheStig · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2014, 03:47:40 PM »

Hahahaha good one

ƁΔƘΓΔ · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2014, 03:53:07 PM »

gandi baat gandi baat :D:

CaNaDiaN_KamLi · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2014, 09:29:32 PM »

O rabb ji :D:

5abn_sydney_di · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2014, 06:03:29 AM »

Hahah

GuriOSM · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2014, 06:09:44 AM »

Responding.... :D: :laugh:

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