Author Topic: i lost my wife..... (Read 2933 times)

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **on:** May 01, 2009, 04:00:12 AM »

I LOST MY WIFE

I Lost my wife : (Ladies should read not to be missed)

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man: I lost my wife (misty)

Inspector: what is her height

Man; I never noticed

Inspectior:slim or healthy

Man: not slim can be healthy

Inspector: colour of eyes

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: colour of hair

Man: changes according to season

Inspector: what was she wearing

Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly

Inspector:was somebody with her ?????????
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Man: Yes
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my Labra dog (romeo)
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tied with a golden chain

height 30 inches

healthy,

blue eyes,

blackish brown hair

his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken

he never barks

wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls

he likes non veg food

we sleep together

we eat together

we jog together

we__________ _________&

the man started crying
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Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** May 01, 2009, 04:00:12 AM »

M. · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:01:33 AM »

omg thats mean

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #2 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:02:56 AM »

lolzzzz tere pai gayi palle.....chal shukar e.... :hehe:

-- · « **Reply #3 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:03:51 AM »

:hehe: :hehe: eh suneyaa vaa pehlaa :sad: :sad:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #4 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:05:23 AM »

par urre ta rAj22g ne leyanda kamliye...

Mithi_Kuri · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:37:34 AM »

Marjaa..:angry:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:44:25 AM »

kyu marran tu mar ik glass adhe bhare glass pani vich chaal maar ke.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Mithi_Kuri · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:45:55 AM »

XDHaha glass ch pani bhar k kive marungi

:confused:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:06:49 AM »

kala nak payi vich ....lolzzz ghota kha k .... :hehe: :hehe:

_Beast_ · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:35:01 PM »

hahahaha sahi hai be sahi hai, kutta labhu jehra enna sona pa k ghumda
lol

KABADDIWALLA · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2009, 03:55:00 PM »

HAHAHAHA BOHOT VADIA

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:05:46 AM »

huhahhaahah :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

M. · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:44:42 AM »

wekh munde kidda hasde ne
:marro:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:07:27 AM »

tera didh dhukda.... :hehe: :hehe:

M. · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:14:05 AM »

mera nai..
par tera hunne dukhan lagge ga

iTaLiAn_BeBo · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:10:26 AM »

OMG... :he:

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:35:10 AM »

haale ta mili nai lost kidda ho gayi yr :problem: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:38:48 AM »

Quote from: ♥♥ «¡taLiaИ» ਜੱਟੀ♥♥ on May 03, 2009, 08:10:26 AM

OMG... :he:

tainu ki hoyea italo... :wait: :wait: :wait:

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:40:40 AM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mithi_Kuri · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:54:03 AM »

Title vekh k answer baki pta ni ki likheya j wife lost hogyi police station jaoo :D

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