Author Topic: Hunting! (Read 3260 times)

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **on:** July 02, 2011, 10:35:38 PM »

Todd tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favourite hunting spot, they find "No Trespassing" signs everywhere. Todd tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Todd says: "Sir, I've hunted on this property all my life, but now I notice you have a bunch of signs up. I wanted to see if it was still okay for me to hunt here." The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says: "I'll make you a deal. We've got this cow out back that we have to kill for food, but we've grown too attached to it. If you go out back and shoot my cow, I'll let you hunt on my property." Walking back to the car, Todd decides to play a joke on his friend. "That old bastard won't let us hunt on his property," he tells him. "I'm going to shoot his cow!" He then walks over to the side of the house and... BLAM! Suddenly two more shots ring out behind him, and his friend runs up, yelling: "I got the cat and dog too! Let's get the hell out of here!" :laugh: :laugh:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** July 02, 2011, 10:35:38 PM »

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2011, 06:46:40 AM »

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: Oh s**t!!!

anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2011, 07:02:29 AM »

:D: :D: :Laugh: :D: :D:

╞→ਖੰਡ ਦਾ ਖੇਡੋਣਾ←╡ · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:08:13 PM »

anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:10:23 PM »

Quote from: ╞→ਖੰਡ ਦਾ ਖੇਡੋਣਾ←╡ on July 04, 2011, 12:08:13 PM

omg

omg = Ohh mummy G :hehe:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:49:19 AM »

This one is hella funny :D:

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 04, 2011, 12:10:23 PM

omg = Ohh mummy G :hehe:

Do you reply to every single post's reply?! :hehe:

♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥ · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:50:28 AM »

:blowout:

anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:55:09 AM »

Quote from: _pArAM_ on July 06, 2011, 10:50:28 AM

:blowout:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2011, 05:39:56 AM »

Quote from: > Sweet Singh < on July 06, 2011, 10:49:19 AM

This one is hella funny :D:

Do you reply to every single post's reply?! :hehe:

He's a f*****g nuisance. Haha.

anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2011, 06:04:40 AM »

Quote from: »※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ« on July 09, 2011, 05:39:56 AM

He's a f*****g nuisance. Haha.

Jealous ? :lost:

Quote from: > Sweet Singh < on July 06, 2011, 10:49:19 AM

This one is hella funny :D:

Do you reply to every single post's reply?! :hehe:

Laddu koi Takleef aa ????

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2011, 08:35:14 AM »

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 09, 2011, 06:04:40 AM

Laddu koi Takleef aa ????

Nah bai. Sara PJ mitra da, lagya reh... :happy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2011, 08:50:52 AM »

Quote from: > Sweet Singh < on July 09, 2011, 08:35:14 AM

Nah bai. Sara PJ mitra da, lagya reh... :happy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

chall vadia kuj te changa lagan lageya tainu :hehe:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:36:52 AM »

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 09, 2011, 06:04:40 AM

Jealous ? :lost:
Laddu koi Takleef aa ????

Hahahaha you wish.

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:38:26 AM »

Quote from: »※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ« on July 12, 2011, 06:36:52 AM

Hahahaha you wish.

He's turning out aight now :hehe:

ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:38:39 AM »

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: eh ki wa

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:39:16 AM »

Quote from: ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ on July 12, 2011, 06:38:39 AM

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: eh ki wa

Joke :D:

ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:40:58 AM »

Quote from: > Sweet Singh < on July 12, 2011, 06:39:16 AM

Joke :D:

ehni angrezi ...thoda dub krke likh daina c punjabi ch :D:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:58:40 AM »

Quote from: ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ on July 12, 2011, 06:40:58 AM

ehni angrezi ...thoda dub krke likh daina c punjabi ch :D:

Agli wari koshish karu bai.. hun chala la kam, oka soka.. :D: :D:

anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:09:27 PM »

punjabi wich dasde :hehe: laddua ki likheya ohh :D:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2011, 05:43:20 PM »

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 12, 2011, 12:09:27 PM

punjabi wich dasde :hehe: laddua ki likheya ohh :D:

Tut pana bai waste -

2 munde hunda. Todd and oda friend. Dono hunting(killing wild animals) te jande.
Jithe oh always janda hunda si othe no trespassing(bahar da people bina permission to ni aa sakde ethe) da sign lagya hoya si.
Te jeeda oh field hunda os farmer nu ja ke Todd pushda ke ma ure hunting kar sakda?
Oh greeb si and ode kol kahn layi kush ni si..
o bichara kanda ki mere kol kahn layi kush ni haiga. So cow kahni hun.
So if tu meri cow nu marr sakda mere layi ta ma tinu hunting karan dau.
ohne sochya eh ta bhoot easy kam aa. teh sochda ki apne friend nu jo car wich batha hunda kih ohne allow ni kita sanu hunting layi so ma hun os bastard di cow nu goli marke ana. fer oh jido goli marda, ous to baad hor 2 goli di awaz sunda... oda friend ode kol onda paj ke and kanda.. ma ode dog and cat nu we goli marr ta, chal aja hun pajj chaliye :D: :D: :D:

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