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Title: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 16, 2009, 07:15:11 PM

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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
They start arguing about who's right.


You are in Kolkata

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.

That's Mumbai

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program.

That's Bangalore

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace
comes in.

That's Chennai.

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home
being friends.

You are in Goa

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
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You are DEFINITELY IN a Punjab city  :)

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Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: _Beast_ on November 16, 2009, 10:27:04 PM

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.


 :happy:

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 16, 2009, 10:33:19 PM

Quote from: Simply PENDU on November 16, 2009, 10:27:04 PM

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along
And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.


 :happy:

well gujjus are known for their business acumen. aint it?  :happy:

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: $$ TARN JI $$ on January 21, 2010, 10:59:05 AM

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in Kolkata.

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on.That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he Writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore ..

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their. You are in the Heart of India ( M.P).


Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says" Aamchya Ghara samor bhandu naka, Dusarikade jaun bhanda ( Dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's "Pune"

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: Jhanda_Amli on January 21, 2010, 08:32:24 PM

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

- Moved - Joke Section

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 21, 2010, 09:23:24 PM

Again a repeat post  :happy:

http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/how-u-identify-cities-in-india/ (http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/how-u-identify-cities-in-india/)

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: $$ TARN JI $$ on January 22, 2010, 07:07:58 AM

Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 21, 2010, 09:23:24 PM

Again a repeat post  :happy:

[url]http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/how-u-identify-cities-in-india/[/url] ([url]http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/how-u-identify-cities-in-india/[/url])

chal koi na main kehra koi post kad lai ... pai hi hai  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 22, 2010, 07:24:09 AM

Quote from: $$Tarn ji $$ on January 22, 2010, 07:07:58 AM

chal koi na main kehra koi post kad lai ... pai hi hai  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:loll: mara kolo b ho jandi kai baar. Not a big deal :happy:

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: Pυηנαвι Pяιη¢єѕѕ on January 22, 2010, 08:16:51 AM

lagda dono same site to cpy karde..... :loll: :loll: :loll:

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 22, 2010, 10:00:03 AM

Quote from: Pυηנαвι Pяιη¢єѕѕ on January 22, 2010, 08:16:51 AM

lagda dono same site to cpy karde..... :loll: :loll: :loll:

baaj aa ja tu sare secrets out kari jandi happy0045

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: Pυηנαвι Pяιη¢єѕѕ on January 22, 2010, 10:16:16 AM

Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 22, 2010, 10:00:03 AM

baaj aa ja tu sare secrets out kari jandi happy0045

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: How to identify different cities of india
Post by: $$ TARN JI $$ on January 22, 2010, 11:43:07 AM

oye such ithe nahi dusi da ....  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: