Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



 

true stories  :lol:

not stories but facts. i hv experienced some of 'em