Author Topic: How to spell crocodile? (Read 9332 times)

SonnenKinder · « **on:** February 06, 2010, 07:11:35 PM »

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** February 06, 2010, 07:11:35 PM »

Deleted User · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:12:54 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: eh hoyi na gal

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:20:29 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 07:12:54 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: eh hoyi na gal

poora jokes ta par lau pela

TheStig · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:44:56 PM »

hahahhaha

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:46:16 PM »

Quote from: Codename 47 on February 06, 2010, 07:44:56 PM

hahahhaha

: kids' jokes.

Deleted User · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:49:45 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 06, 2010, 07:20:29 PM

poora jokes ta par lau pela

jad me read kita c udo ena lamba nai c :woried: :woried: :woried:

hahaaha baki de also nyc 1
bt i didnt get da

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. :woried: :woried:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:53:30 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 07:49:45 PM

jad me read kita c udo ena lamba nai c :woried: :woried: :woried:

hahaaha baki de also nyc 1
bt i didnt get da

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. :woried: :woried:

: Washington's father didnt punish him coz he still had axe in his hands. it means his father wud certainly have punished him but was scared of axe in his hands :mean:

Deleted User · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2010, 07:58:40 PM »

hahahaha okk tnxx bache to xplain me :pagel:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:10:32 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 07:58:40 PM

hahahaha okk tnxx bache to xplain me :pagel:

nvm mum /:)

Deleted User · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:16:26 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :huhh: :huhh: :marro:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:18:40 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 08:16:26 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :huhh: :huhh: :marro:

: jado kuria gadas maarda ta bara cute laga 8->

Deleted User · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:22:05 PM »

hahhaah acha kini k var ser pute aa

vase sonnen in 1st luk menu sare jk kyo nai dikhde

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:26:00 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 08:22:05 PM

hahhaah acha kini k var ser pute aa

vase sonnen in 1st luk menu sare jk kyo nai dikhde

PJ vich kai baar real ch kada ni :happy:

ma kida dass skda eh :mean:

Deleted User · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:28:02 PM »

hahaha okk
may be tuci edit kita howe
bt uthe nthg lyk dis :woried: :woried:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:29:52 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 08:28:02 PM

hahaha okk
may be tuci edit kita howe
bt uthe nthg lyk dis :woried: :woried:

: yea modify kata c.

Deleted User · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:33:10 PM »

bt uthe ta dikhda nai dat u edited ur post :lost: :lost: do u tink am gadhi :lost: :huhh:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:39:15 PM »

Quote from: ..●•∙ ♥ღ♥ tคℓℓvคя кคuя ♥ ღ♥ ..●•∙ on February 06, 2010, 08:33:10 PM

bt uthe ta dikhda nai dat u edited ur post :lost: :lost: do u tink am gadhi :lost: :huhh:

edit ni kita g. pela iko jk post kita c baad vich baki add kita. na g tuanu ma eda kyon boluga. m a good mannered guy :sad:

Deleted User · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:47:39 PM »

hehhe ok
yh yh i can see dat =D> =D>

Jatt Yamla · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:55:41 PM »

ahahahha :laugh: :laugh: =D> =D>....NICE collection of jokes....i like the last one though.. blah blah blah

Deleted User · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:57:37 PM »

u mite do same

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