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How to speak like a New Zealander
« on: August 03, 2010, 09:57:43 PM »
HOW TO SPEAK LIKE A NEW ZEALANDER :lost:
 
FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!
   
    Milburn - capital of Victoria
    Peck - to fill a suitcase
    Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
    Pigs - for hanging out washing with
    Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
    Pug - large animal with a curly tail
    Nin tin dough - computer game
    Munner stroney - soup
    Min - male of the species
    Mess Kara - eye makeup
    McKennock - person who fixes cars
    Mere - Mayor
    Leather - foam produced from soap
    Lift - departed
    Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
    Kittle crusps - potato chips
    Ken's - Cairns
    Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
    Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
    Inner me - enemy
    Guess - vapour
    Fush - marine creatures
    Fitter cheney - type of pasta
    Ever cardeau - avocado
    Fear hear - blonde
    Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
    Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
    Duffy cult - not easy
    Amejen - visualise
    Day old chuck - very young poultry
    Bug hut - popular recording
    Bun button - been bitten by insect
    Beard - a place to sleep
    Chully Bun - Esky
    Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
    Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
    Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
    Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
    One Doze - well known computer program
    Sex - one less than sivven
    Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
    Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
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How to speak like a New Zealander
« on: August 03, 2010, 09:57:43 PM »

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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 10:41:55 PM »
 :loll: Never knew Kiwis have such a funny accent....

oops  no offince.. :pagel:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2012, 01:11:23 AM »
How dare you :huhh: we don't speak like that!

I think you need to get your hearing checked :hehe: jk
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 01:18:08 AM »
LMAO!!!

I read this out loud....OMG this is hilarious  :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 01:31:10 AM »
Quote from: jatti_shakeenan on March 01, 2012, 01:18:08 AM
LMAO!!!

I read this out loud....OMG this is hilarious  :D: :D: :D: :D:

Tell me about it. When I read it I thought who talks like that? :hehe: definitely not me!
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 06:50:20 PM »
Quote from: Silkpreet on March 01, 2012, 01:31:10 AM
Tell me about it. When I read it I thought who talks like that? :hehe: definitely not me!

ahem ahem
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2012, 06:56:34 PM »
hahahah shdayii aa kiwi :pagel: ethe aa k pta lag gya
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2012, 07:06:20 PM »
i knw dat they  too much  laud to speak even ..
bit more enrgetic..cuz  i hv a frnd mainu usnu clg wich hr time cup karuni rhndee c..
she is nt punjabi she is  real newzelandr and i saw  her dance means their cultulral song
omg they r really  diffrnt...bt jatta nal ohna diya aadta mildia juldiya han dtas y main usnu kehnde hunde c
dil de bari changi aa tu.. :pagel:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 07:10:51 PM »
haha

so you mean Maori  ?

their dance and Haka :pagel:

you islander too ?
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2012, 07:13:51 PM »
nt me  :huhh:
she is :D:
she is in our city frm long time..  :5:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 07:23:58 PM »
Quote from: rajan mahal on March 05, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
nt me  :huhh:
she is :D:
she is in our city frm long time..  :5:

ask her to say " fish and chips "
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 07:27:59 PM »
i can speak like her lil bit...sade clg ik section hunda c..jisda name 'baas' hunda c..nd jado v oh name lainde c istra kehnde hundi c..beis.. :D:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 07:44:08 PM »
haha yeah they do like that
their accent is different

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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 12:39:36 AM »
Quote from: ©odєnamє 47 on March 05, 2012, 07:10:51 PM
haha

so you mean Maori  ?

their dance and Haka :pagel:

you islander too ?

Lol not all Nzers are Maori.. :pagel:

aive sadi burai na kari jao :huhh:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 12:56:15 AM »
Quote from: Silkpreet on March 06, 2012, 12:39:36 AM
Lol not all Nzers are Maori.. :pagel:

aive sadi burai na kari jao :huhh:


you know aussies love kiwis :happy:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2012, 06:02:52 AM »
Quote from: ©odєnamє 47 on March 06, 2012, 12:56:15 AM

you know aussies love kiwis :happy:

Since when :wait:
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Re: How to speak like a New Zealander
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2012, 05:29:38 AM »
We don't pronounce our "r's" actually so a lot of this is wrong. For example, we say 'mil-behn' for the city of melbourne
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