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Title: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on August 20, 2009, 03:43:19 AM: (May not apply towards NRIs returning from Gulf)

10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.
8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule.
7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport.
6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations.
5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.
4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase.
3. One who feels embarrassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation.
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.
1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ●๋•dểکí вïllø on August 20, 2009, 03:44:23 AM: :dnk:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on August 20, 2009, 03:52:40 AM: Quote from: Desi_Trademark on August 20, 2009, 03:44:23 AM
:dnk:
:lost:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ●๋•dểکí вïllø on August 20, 2009, 03:53:26 AM: kuch nayee!! =D> nyc !
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ on August 20, 2009, 04:26:34 AM: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Blคςк LiรtєD: on August 20, 2009, 05:16:21 AM: :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on August 20, 2009, 05:20:39 AM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
gr88888888
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Deleted User on August 20, 2009, 06:12:46 AM: kool
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Jhanda_Amli on August 20, 2009, 02:38:43 PM: Number 5 is funny :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ƁΔƘΓΔ on August 20, 2009, 03:37:57 PM: Quote from: ਰੱਬ ਬਾਜੋ ਮੇਰਾ ਕੋਈ ਜੱਗ ਤੇ ਸਹਾਰਾ ਨਹੀ!!! on August 20, 2009, 03:43:19 AM
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.

haha ah gal sachi aa
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ღ♥Bharind♥ღ on August 20, 2009, 04:14:49 PM: :superhappy: :superhappy:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ❤ тєrє §αhααη ∂i §υԍαη∂h вαη נαvαη❤ on August 20, 2009, 05:48:10 PM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:...bisleri mineral water wali gal sahi aa :he:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on August 22, 2009, 08:59:41 AM: Quote from: TeRe Te MaRdI on August 20, 2009, 05:48:10 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:...bisleri mineral water wali gal sahi aa :he:

i think sariiii aa gal sahi aa :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: sukhbeer on September 17, 2009, 12:38:42 AM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: dianaa tusi gulf nu include karnaa c, par nai kita coz of say cheeze point in=, knw tusi ki kaende aa gulf ch?? khotai meliiiii :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: powerlifter on September 17, 2009, 12:41:01 AM: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on October 14, 2009, 06:31:37 AM: Quote from: Billu Bakra on August 20, 2009, 03:37:57 PM
haha ah gal sachi aa
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: $$ TARN JI $$ on October 14, 2009, 06:39:22 AM: gaal te 16 ane sahi hai .... desi ho ke vi chu cha karde rehande ne
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on October 15, 2009, 05:49:15 AM: Quote from: Tarn Ji on October 14, 2009, 06:39:22 AM
gaal te 16 ane sahi hai .... desi ho ke vi chu cha karde rehande ne
:agreed: :agreed: :agreed: :agreed:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: _noXiouS_ on March 18, 2010, 03:24:29 PM: 1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.

this ain't true, i eat spicy stuff :happy:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ♥♠PÚŃJÁß! MÚŃÐÁ♠♥ on March 23, 2010, 03:54:19 PM: :wait:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: █ ▌ﻝαᔕ ▌█ on March 23, 2010, 04:00:51 PM: :hehe: :hehe: so true :loll: :loll: most of ppl do that and i ill do sam thing too lol
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ✿MeHaK✿ on March 28, 2010, 06:23:07 PM: :balle: :balle: :balle: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on April 16, 2010, 04:45:41 AM: Quote from: ❶★☆●ਛੜਾ ﻝคtt™●☆★® on March 23, 2010, 04:00:51 PM
:hehe: :hehe: so true :loll: :loll: most of ppl do that and i ill do sam thing too lol
:lol: :lol: :lol: ok den all the best :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: █ ▌ﻝαᔕ ▌█ on April 16, 2010, 08:08:38 PM: Quote from: ѕιяє ∂ι яαкααη on April 16, 2010, 04:45:41 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: ok den all the best :hehe: :hehe:

ahhhaaa tareef kiti hai ja bezati lol X_X :wait: :wait: :waitin:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: ਜੱਟਾ ਦੇ ਟਿਕਾਣੇ ਰੱਬ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਜਾਣੇ'' on April 16, 2010, 09:05:35 PM: so true :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: • » ting ling « • on April 18, 2010, 05:24:01 AM: nyc
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: Kudi Nepal Di on April 18, 2010, 06:03:36 AM: Quote from: ❶★☆●ਛੜਾ ﻝคtt™●☆★® on April 16, 2010, 08:08:38 PM
ahhhaaa tareef kiti hai ja bezati lol X_X :wait: :wait: :waitin:

tuhanu ki lagda :lost: :lost: :lost: :lost:
Title: Re: How to identify a NRI ?
Post by: • » мσм ∂α вιввα ρυтт « • on April 18, 2010, 06:34:06 AM: ya u r right .... :hehe: :hehe: