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how girls turn boys down
« on: November 07, 2009, 07:00:35 AM »

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

 

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share !

 

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

 

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!

 

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

 

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

 

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

 

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!

 

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

 

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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how girls turn boys down
« on: November 07, 2009, 07:00:35 AM »

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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2009, 09:52:09 AM »
ha ... These are harsh...  :loll: :loll:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2009, 09:54:00 AM »
 lol jhandaa ur rite  :laugh:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2009, 10:02:06 AM »
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
He: I can Buy you a teynol on the way  :loll:


HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
He: So lets just screw the dance n find a room :pagel:


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
He: I guess that why I am handsome


HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
He: Not the one realeases in 1947 but a recent one.

Bakki Fer kesse din sahi  :pagel:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 02:38:40 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lolzzzz jhanda ji by the way
jekar kuri tynol di jagah advil mange fer
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 02:46:04 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 03:07:38 AM »
 =D> :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 09:46:50 AM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 08, 2009, 02:38:40 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lolzzzz jhanda ji by the way
jekar kuri tynol di jagah advil mange fer
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

Ohnu Kehna.. Let have Dinner in a pharmacy.. Jehre medicine changi laggo kha leyye  :happy:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 07:17:56 AM »
Quote from: Jhanda Amli on November 08, 2009, 09:46:50 AM
Ohnu Kehna.. Let have Dinner in a pharmacy.. Jehre medicine changi laggo kha leyye  :happy:

lolzzzzzzzzzz
yani ki tusi pakke theeth ho
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 06:42:44 AM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 07, 2009, 07:00:35 AM
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

 

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share !

 

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

 

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!

 

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

 

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

 

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

 

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!

 

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

 

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OMG, i once went through same convo but with a minor change. replace he with she and she with he :happy:
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 06:56:27 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 11, 2009, 06:42:44 AM
OMG, i once went through same convo but with a minor change. replace he with she and she with he :happy:


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so rude
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2011, 10:46:59 AM »
haha. wht some girls are nice
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Re: how girls turn boys down
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2011, 11:01:09 AM »
munde enne stupid te nehi hunde :(
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