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Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
« on: January 31, 2010, 04:30:06 PM »
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

25. School Violence: Teachers Hit Out
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Re: Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 04:41:30 PM »
nice  news
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Re: Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2010, 01:21:04 PM »
Quote from: *• » Pυяє_Pσιѕση « •* on January 31, 2010, 04:41:30 PM
nice  news


isn't it?! :loll:

I especially like this one:

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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