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Here..some gud santa banta jokes!!!
« on: December 30, 2007, 02:52:40 AM »
1.. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!

2..Banta to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Banta: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

3..Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

4..Santa with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

5..Santa falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

6..What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Santa ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

7..Santa is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

8..Santa's Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Santa: Why are you praying for that?
Santa's Son: That is what I have written in my exam.




these r quite funny...hope u all guyzzz like these..thanx
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