Author Topic: Numberdar-- joke thread (Read 46959 times)

♥MaJajAn♥ · « **Reply #160 on:** March 08, 2015, 05:29:39 AM »

Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E :D:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #160 on:** March 08, 2015, 05:29:39 AM »

♥MaJajAn♥ · « **Reply #161 on:** May 21, 2015, 04:12:17 AM »

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

Thanks for making my life wonderful
and being a part of my life. What
ever I am is only because of u, u r
my angel thanks for coming in my life
and making it worth living.
You're Great.
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SHE REPLIED : pee li na ? Ab chup
chap ghar aa jao..
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DARO MAT..
KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! ! .
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Husband: Thank you.

LanDLorD · « **Reply #162 on:** May 22, 2015, 10:42:52 AM »

Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on July 18, 2012, 10:25:03 PM

pappu jado v kapdey dhondha odo hi bahut zor di barish shuru ho jandi
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1 din dhup nikli te . .
pappu ne shukr kita te dukantoh"surf"len chla gya . .
dukan ch enter hoya te badalbahut zor zor di garjey, .

pappu ftafat asman di taraf muh krke bolea;
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Oo Bai kidhar nu muh chakya?

Main tain biscut len aaya...

ah ta sira hi lata mitra

♥MaJajAn♥ · « **Reply #163 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:50:14 PM »

Teacher:- What is ur NAME??
Studnt :ਕਿਹੜਾ ਸਾਡਾ ਨਾਂ ਨੀਂਜਾਣਦਾ,
Teacher:- In which class U R?
Studnt: ਮਹਿਫਿਲ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੱਗਦੀ ਰੋਜ਼ ਚੁਬਾਰੇ,
Teacher:- Ur HOBIES_??
Studnt:- ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਹਥਿਆਰਾਂ ਦਾ,
Teacher:- Uff! I MGoing...
Studnt:- ਘਰ ਤੇਰਾ ਲੱਭਲਾਂ ਗੇ ਬਸ ਨਾ ਦੱਸ ਜਾ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ !!!
Teacher:- kal apne baapu nu lai k aayi Ohnu dsangi,
Studnt:- ਬਾਪੂ ਸਾਡਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੰਨਦਾ,ਬਿੱਲੋ ਹੋਰ ਕਿਤੇ ਕਰ ਲੈ ਟਰਾਈਆਂ..

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #164 on:** July 21, 2015, 09:03:53 PM »

Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teji gal ay k ayho jai gande kam zamen tak rakhia karo
menu na wich paya karo…. :anger:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #165 on:** July 27, 2015, 02:30:18 PM »

Coming soon...... 8-> :blah:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #166 on:** August 14, 2015, 12:19:37 AM »

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi...!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
"kam waliyan"e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
"Pappu Dukhi" :sad:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #167 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:57:20 PM »

Pathano k Naamo k Falsafy bhi Ajeeb hoty hen..

Agar Achi family me Paida huwa to
"Shahrukh Khan"

Jungle me huwa to
"Shair Khan"

Jaung me huwa to
"Kartoos Khan"

Germiyon me huwa to
"Sharbat Khan"

Choron k Ghar huwa to
"Wardat Khan"

Sahil Kinary huwa to
"Samandar Khan"

Garden me huwa to
"Gul Khan"

Abnormal huwa to
"Ajab Khan"

Ghussay wala huwa to
"Ghazab Khan"

Khofnak huwa to
"Hebat Khan"

Aur

Khany k Time Peda huwa to
"Daster Khan :hehe:

♥ ѕαя∂αяηι ♥ · « **Reply #168 on:** November 13, 2015, 12:01:30 PM »

American: Can U swim?
Punjabi: No
American: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims
Punjabi: Can U Swim? ...
American: Yes
Punjabi: whats the Difference between U & Dog.
American Shocks Punjabi Rocks..;)

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #169 on:** November 13, 2015, 01:17:09 PM »

very nice :D:

-ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_ · « **Reply #170 on:** November 13, 2015, 04:27:04 PM »

hahahah :D: Punjabi allwaysssssss rockkkkkk

♥ ѕαя∂αяηι ♥ · « **Reply #171 on:** November 13, 2015, 10:35:27 PM »

hmm.. :D: :D: :D: :D:

♥ ѕαя∂αяηι ♥ · « **Reply #172 on:** November 15, 2015, 11:49:32 AM »

Teacher:
Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving

Student: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #173 on:** November 20, 2015, 11:38:44 AM »

Sales man: Sir,
Cockroach k Liye Powder Loge Kya? . . .

Ghaint:
Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nahi Karte!

Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala coke Mange Ga. :coke: :D:

♥ Ǻk47 jǺттi ♥ · « **Reply #174 on:** November 20, 2015, 01:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Gujjar no1 on November 20, 2015, 11:38:44 AM

Sales man: Sir,
Cockroach k Liye Powder Loge Kya? . . .

Ghaint:
Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nahi Karte!

Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala coke Mange Ga. :coke: :D:

:laugh: :laugh:
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Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #175 on:** December 04, 2015, 11:08:55 AM »

Larki ek Baba Jee se:
Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye :rabb:
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Baba Jee:
Ghar chali ja baiti,
Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta :D:

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #176 on:** December 04, 2015, 07:21:15 PM »

IK JANGAL VICH SARRE BANDAR PAJJE JANDE SIGGE

IK BANDAR NE PAJDE BANDAR NU ROOK KE ASK KITA

OII KI HOIYA PAJDE KYO WA SARRE

DUJJA BANDAR KEHNDA .... SHER DI BHEN NU KISSE NE CHERR DITA WA ... TE SADA BANDARAN DA NAAM LAGGA WA .. TU BE PAJJ LA SALIA :horse: :D: :laugh:

JayP · « **Reply #177 on:** February 28, 2016, 01:21:35 PM »

:104: Girl1 updates in FB 'I really loved
iOS7'
Girl2 comments 'ya that's wonderful'
In FB chat
Girl2: Yaar, what's this IOS7?
Girl1: Wait for minute, let me google
it first and let you know :p

...
.

*couple were fighting*
She : Tum koi mehenat ni karte
humare liye. Sab main karti hoon
Saare efforts mere hi hotay hai. Tum
karte hi kya ho mere liye?
He : Saali kamini. Kal hi maine tujhe
Candy Crush mein Level 56 paar
karaya tha. Bhool gayi >:(

...

.
Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala !
Kaise?
Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA" Hi
Bulati He...
Koi nai sochta in logo ke baare me ,,
aaj mene socha he.. "Bechara"

:D

...

Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?
Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!
Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!
Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!
Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call
Kab Karu...??
Gf Jab Tum Chaho.. :D:

...
.

A Girl commented
on my photo "Woo yem gee
" , it took me 15 minutes to
figure out that it was an
isomer of 'Omg' aisi
khtarnaak vocab na use kiya
karo samjne me pasine nikl jate hai

.

Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Vo Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: “Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao”
Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha
Patni: “Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warnig De Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum?”
Man: “Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon“ :D:

...
.

Height of girl's Nakhre...!!
Doctor: "kya hua hai aapko"??
Girl: "Hmmm..
"Nazar lag gai hai.." :D:

.Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab
32 GB jaise kisi video ko
download karna
Aur saala 31.5 GB download
hone k baad. .
last me Error dikhna :D
659 69 fb

αмαи g · « **Reply #178 on:** February 29, 2016, 06:18:48 AM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ISOMER WALA :D:

JayP · « **Reply #179 on:** February 29, 2016, 01:34:28 PM »

After an accident
SHE - Please call me an ambulance
ME - Ambulance
*she dies laughing* happy ending

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