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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2012, 03:36:46 AM »
Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on October 08, 2012, 10:53:28 PM
1 tota or uska maalik jahaaz mein safar kr rhe the,
airhosts gujri to tote ne seeti bza di, airhosts ne muskra ke piche dekha to uske maalik ne bi seeti bza di, airhosts ne complaint kr di, elaan hua k dono ko jahaaz se niche phenk do,,,

darwaaze par tota malik se bola; udna aunda a?

Malik; nahi,,,,

tota; fer aapni maaaaa nu chedeyaa kyu c...  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
  lolz   :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2012, 03:36:46 AM »

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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #61 on: October 11, 2012, 12:22:04 AM »
1 Ladki pull ke upper se shalang lagane hi wali thi,

1 Bike wala uske pass aa ke ruka, or bola agar tum suicide krne jaa hi rahi ho toh,ek baar mujhe 1Lambi kiss de jaayo . . . :)

Woh ladki tyaar ho gyi fir usne itni lambi or gehri kiss di ladke ko Ke ladke ne waisi kiss kabhi kisi se nhi li. . . . .

Fir ladke ne us se suicide krne ki wajah pushi Toh ladki ne kaha . . . ..
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Bs kush khaas nhi, mere ghar walon ko mera Ladki banke ghumnaa pasand nhi :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #62 on: October 11, 2012, 10:20:40 PM »
jeet ki hoya  :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2012, 12:50:34 AM »
Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on October 11, 2012, 10:20:40 PM
jeet ki hoya  :D: :D: :D: :D:
last joke bala kaim aa  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2012, 09:08:00 PM »
Boy:Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon k Liye
Kya Laya Hu............. . . . .
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Girl:Romantic Mood Se Janu
Kya.........??? ?? . . .
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Boy:Ustra.....
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Tindd Kaddni Aa Teri Saaliye , Mere v
Juan Pa Ditiyan Ne....... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2012, 10:20:58 PM »
Ik var di gal hai Ik nambardar te ik angrej
train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
namabardar kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna

nambardar  nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda

Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2012, 10:56:01 PM »
Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe gujar ka Mobile Baja....
Dulhan ne dulhe gujar ko Kas ke Thappad Mara....
Bolo Kyu ???? .
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kyu ki....
dulhe gujar ki Mbl Ki Ringtone Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman uthale chale.... :D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2012, 11:01:26 PM »
Apurv:
majh di 1 akh ta khrab hai, fer v tu isde 25 hzar rupye mang
reha hai.

nambardar
tenu majh dudh peen layi chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
layi… :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2012, 11:02:52 PM »
oh majj gujar di c :D::D::D::D::D::D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2012, 12:08:47 AM »
Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on October 12, 2012, 09:08:00 PM
Boy:Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon k Liye
Kya Laya Hu............. . . . .
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Kya.........??? ?? . . .
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Boy:Ustra.....
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Tindd Kaddni Aa Teri Saaliye , Mere v
Juan Pa Ditiyan Ne....... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
hahahahhahahahahah
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2012, 12:11:30 AM »
.. :hehe:

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ਮੈਨੁੰ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਲੱਗੀ ਮੈਂ ਪਰਪੌਜ਼ ਕਰਤਾ
ਓਨੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮਾੜਾ ਲੱਗਾ ਓਨੇ ਮਨਾ ਕਰਤਾ
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ਦਿਲ ਨੇ ਕਹਿਆ ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਹੋਰ ਟਰਾਈ ਮਾਰ
ਉਨੇ ਜੂੱਤੀ ਲਾਹਲੀ ਮੈਂ ਮੁੱਕਾ ਧਰਤਾ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2012, 10:36:16 PM »
GrlFrd ne msg bheja-
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Agr so rhe ho to
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- sapna bhejo. .
Jag rhe ho to
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-yade bhejo.
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Ro rhe ho to .
-Ansu bhejo.
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Has rhe ho to
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-khushi bhejo .
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BF-Toilet vich betha gaa.
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hun dss ki bheja bheja.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2012, 10:46:53 PM »
Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on September 22, 2012, 11:29:24 PM
1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar
raha hai.
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Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha ki agar tum aisa na
kro to main tum 2 noki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi
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Sher: mere ilawa is jungle k tamam
Sheron ko Sherniya bana do.
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Khargosh: 1 helmet chahiye.
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Sher: baraabar waalay jungle ke tamam Shero ko
Sherniya bana do. .
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Khargosh: 1 bike de do.
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Sher: sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do.
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Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola:
"is sher ko Gay bana do"  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:


bai aa joke padh k mera kamm te jor di hasa nikal geya

:D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2012, 10:49:36 PM »
Quote from: sukhbeer on October 16, 2012, 10:46:53 PM

bai aa joke padh k mera kamm te jor di hasa nikal geya

:D:
hahahahah dehan rakhi sab ne puchna ki hoya :D::D::D::D::D:

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Reactions of KISSING in
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2012, 11:17:21 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:.......... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #75 on: October 19, 2012, 12:45:20 AM »
ਬਸ ਇੰਨਾ ਹੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਕੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿਆਰ
ਦਾ ਪਿਆਸਾ ਹਾਂ,
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kamali ਨੇ ਪਾਈਪ ਮੂੰਹ ਚ ਪਾਕੇ ਮੋਟਰ
ਚਲਾ ਤੀ.... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #76 on: October 19, 2012, 12:57:36 AM »
sare jokes vdia ne  :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #77 on: October 19, 2012, 04:51:49 AM »
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #78 on: October 21, 2012, 11:21:06 PM »
Ni ਹੁਣ Tu ਐਕਟਿਵਾ Te ਚੜ ਕੇ Mardi ਫੁਕਰੀ
Hun ਭੁੱਲਗੀ ਓਸ ਵਕਤ Nu
ਜਦੋਂ ਸਾਈਕਲ ਸਿੱਖਦੀ ਸਿੱਖਦੀ
ਸਿੱਧੀ ਨਾਲੀ ਚ ਡਿੱਗਦੀ Hundi C... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« Reply #79 on: October 22, 2012, 02:22:11 AM »
, chamba kehldi hundi ooh v naal :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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