If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line mar raha hai".
If you don't she says "Kitna akarta hai".

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If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".
If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".

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If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".
If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".

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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
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If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ke saath chakar hai".
If you love her she says "Peechay hi par gayaa hai".

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If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".
If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who larkaa flirt kar raha hai".

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If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".
If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".

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If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".
If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".
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If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".
If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"

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If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".
If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".

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If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".
If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".

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If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".
If she hurts you she replies " You are not understanding".  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: