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gave him a gun
« on: November 22, 2007, 12:05:10 PM »
• Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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gave him a gun
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Re: gave him a gun
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 07:26:41 PM »
hahahaahhahaaha ahh vi sach aa yaar, buhat vadhiya c

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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 08:56:45 AM »
thanks veere

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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 01:10:49 AM »
ahhahahahah luv this is dam funny main has has mar gaye hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih


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Re: gave him a gun
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 02:22:55 AM »
Two santaji families were staying in an eight storey apartment. Santa singh on the ground floor and Banta singh on the 8th floor. They never go together. One day Banta went to Santa, Banta:"Bhai Santa ISS SUNDAY KHANE KO MERE GHAR AA JA" On sunday Santa goes to to 8th floor and finds a board hanging in front of door saying "DEKH MEIN TERE KO KAISE ULLU BANAYA" Santa gets wild and THINKS for half an hour, turns the board and writes on it "MEIN TO YAHAN AAYA HI NAHIN THA."

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 04:00:55 AM »
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