Author Topic: Funny Things Parents Say... (Read 14489 times)

Dudh de vich meeng na pao · « **Reply #60 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:37:07 AM »

Dad's sitting on the couch watching tv. Remote is on the table in front of him. OYE KOTHEYA, TALLE AAJA! ki ho gaya bau ji? O menu remote de yaar....

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #60 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:37:07 AM »

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #61 on:** April 16, 2012, 10:12:05 AM »

Quote from: QαiηααƬ on April 14, 2012, 03:16:43 PM

I will post a text msg they sent me.. Itz hard to understand lol

Awaiting yours. :waitin:

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Quote from: Sania ❤ on April 14, 2012, 03:29:26 PM

yaahan per jaab hum high school enter karte hain tubh sikha te hain. so like around 13-14 yrs ke jab hote hain.

Since when have you started using Urdu?

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sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #62 on:** April 16, 2012, 05:48:19 PM »

Quote from: ToXiC! on April 16, 2012, 10:12:05 AM

Since when have you started using Urdu? :

since I can use it. :pagel:

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Quote from: Inspector Pakkad Singh on April 15, 2012, 12:37:07 AM

Dad's sitting on the couch watching tv. Remote is on the table in front of him. OYE KOTHEYA, TALLE AAJA! ki ho gaya bau ji? O menu remote de yaar....

: I remember seeing that in AK's video.

Mani Kaur · « **Reply #63 on:** April 16, 2012, 07:26:53 PM »

Don't play in the sun
U will get dark

Dudh de vich meeng na pao · « **Reply #64 on:** April 16, 2012, 08:08:30 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on April 16, 2012, 05:48:19 PM

since I can use it. :pagel:

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: I remember seeing that in AK's video.

ji ji, i thought he made that video about my dad. my dad has done all those things multiple times :D: :D:

must be all desi dads are same?

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #65 on:** April 16, 2012, 10:08:47 PM »

Quote from: Inspector Pakkad Singh on April 16, 2012, 08:08:30 PM

ji ji, i thought he made that video about my dad. my dad has done all those things multiple times :D: :D:

must be all desi dads are same?

Lol, I believe they are in a way.

& omg your name is from the movie mela, right? & the pic is from the scene where johnny lever drinks their pee thinking its sharab? I died laughing watching that scene.

Dudh de vich meeng na pao · « **Reply #66 on:** April 19, 2012, 09:45:02 AM »

Ji. That's the one. Picture maha bakwaas c, lekin Jo johnny lever scenes theek c. I was watching my johnny lever comedy scenes dvd the other day so that's where the idea came from. The bar scene is also funny from that movie.

Qainaat · « **Reply #67 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:34:05 AM »

Quote from: ToXiC! on April 16, 2012, 10:12:05 AM

Awaiting yours. :waitin:

here you go Toxic http://punjabijanta.com/gup-shup/british-slang/msg741850/?topicseen#new

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #68 on:** April 24, 2012, 02:19:29 AM »

i usually lied to mom so it goes like this

me- tohanu mere te yakeen nhi
mom- tu garam garam tawe te vi beh jave menu ta yakeen na hove :hehe:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #69 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:10:07 PM »

Quote from: ♚ʝέέ╬ м╔▣╚Ṑᾗἓℓ¥♚ on April 24, 2012, 02:19:29 AM

mom- tu garam garam tawe te vi beh jave menu ta yakeen na hove :hehe:

I heard this one for the first time. :happy:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #70 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:17:17 PM »

Quote from: ♚ʝέέ╬ м╔▣╚Ṑᾗἓℓ¥♚ on April 24, 2012, 02:19:29 AM

i usually lied to mom so it goes like this

me- tohanu mere te yakeen nhi
mom- tu garam garam tawe te vi beh jave menu ta yakeen na hove :hehe:

Lol poor youu. I remember lying to my dad once when I was little it went like:
Dad- tere baal kidda khul ge photo kichaundi de? (picture day @ school)
Me- oh meri rubber band dig gayi si so main dooje paase di bhi laa dithi.
Dad- jhoot.
Me- nahi sachi.
Dad- rubberd dig hi nahi sakdi.
Me- dig payi si!
Dad- jhoot na bol aap kholi si ta das de kuch nahi kehnda main.
Me- okay aapi kholi si main.
Dad- shakeeno fashion ghat kareya kaar.

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #71 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:21:37 PM »

Kids these days forget that their parents have also been to schools in the past, Sania. :lol:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #72 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:27:15 PM »

I thought I would get away with it. I was only in the third grade. & the picture was horrid. So he makes fun of me until this day. I ripped the picture to shreds a long time ago tho.

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #73 on:** April 26, 2012, 02:30:57 AM »

Quote from: ToXiC! on April 25, 2012, 05:10:07 PM

I heard this one for the first time. :happy:

my mom is gr8 she alwys say me these gr8 words one more

me- just preparing for a party in front of mirror from last 25 min.
mom- jeet putt kithe ja reha
me- amma frnd da vyaah hai
mom- tutt paneya fir kahnu pichle adhe ghnte to liskh reha hai fere tu lene ne chetti kr nhi ta me tera beauty parlour ghare hi khol dena :D: :D: :D: :D:

Qainaat · « **Reply #74 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:19:03 AM »

Really wish I cud contribute in dis topic.. :sad:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #75 on:** April 30, 2012, 11:45:23 AM »

Quote from: ♚ʝέέ╬ м╔▣╚Ṑᾗἓℓ¥♚ on April 26, 2012, 02:30:57 AM

my mom is gr8 she alwys say me these gr8 words one more

me- just preparing for a party in front of mirror from last 25 min.
mom- jeet putt kithe ja reha
me- amma frnd da vyaah hai
mom- tutt paneya fir kahnu pichle adhe ghnte to liskh reha hai fere tu lene ne chetti kr nhi ta me tera beauty parlour ghare hi khol dena :D: :D: :D: :D:

Oh moma! :laugh:

Quote from: QαiηααƬ on April 26, 2012, 03:19:03 AM

Really wish I cud contribute in dis topic.. :sad:

Patole, we are just reminiscing here. Even I have been living away from parents from quite some time. I know your case, just share whatever banters they used to say. :)

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #76 on:** May 02, 2012, 01:16:12 AM »

one more i wanna share my cousin brother just got married there is tradition of playing kangna so a funny incident goes like this

bro and bhabi started playing kangna i remind its 4 out of 7 to win

first time - brother wins

2nd time - again he wins

3rd time- he did it again

now comes the funny part bhabi g needs all four calls in her favour

4th time- brother was abt to pick the ring again bhabi g said bhaji plz es time na chukna i was like pye teri bhen nu .....eh ki keh ta :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

after that bhabhi g wins all and my poor brother u can imagine wht he goes through when her wife calls him bhaji :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #77 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:20:33 PM »

LMAO oh damn that has got to suck. :D:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #78 on:** November 05, 2012, 04:26:10 PM »

my dad cus he couldnt go to a party cus of sandy: tussi saare mere toh jealous karde aa. menu jaan nahi ditha. main bahut sohna lagna si. othe saareya ne menu hi dekhna si. jealous lokk.

:D: :D:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #79 on:** March 25, 2014, 10:25:31 PM »

Purania kabra khodan hi lagge ah ta ah wali bhi khod lene ah.
I'm sure everyone has funny moments.

Toxic and I killed this tho. Too many funny memories. :D:

My mom when I bother her:
“Dffa ho ja dangar jehi har vehle tang hi kardi rehndi. Dubara aayi ta belna marna main tere.” :laugh:

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