Author Topic: Funny Things Parents Say... (Read 14491 times)

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **on:** March 02, 2012, 05:13:33 PM »

my mom while watching tv and seeing a lady in a commercial: daffa ho jaa meriya ankha moreyo nahi ta kainchi naal gala katt dena.

my friend's dad to her mom: tu school itta kaun gayi si? ya kuch sikhya bhi othe.
my friend's mom to her dad: pata nahi tenu kedi majj ne dudh pilaya aa.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** March 02, 2012, 05:13:33 PM »

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on March 02, 2012, 05:13:33 PM

my mom while watching tv and seeing a lady in a commercial: daffa ho jaa meriya ankha moreyo nahi ta kainchi naal gala katt dena.

my friend's dad to her mom: tu school itta kaun gayi si? ya kuch sikhya bhi othe.
my friend's mom to her dad: pata nahi tenu kedi majj ne dudh pilaya aa.

pata ni tenu kedi majj ne dudh pilaya. Wonder on what occasions she says that :D: :D:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:22:46 PM »

:D: honestly, I don't wanna know. I just thought it was funny when she told me that.

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:33:43 PM »

Shanooooooooo you got it! Corrupt minded :laugh:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:38:47 PM »

Lmao, the internet ruined my sweet innocent mind. :D:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:18:41 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on March 02, 2012, 05:38:47 PM

Lmao, the internet ruined my sweet innocent mind. :D:

It has taught you the ways of the world, you should be indebted to it! :happy:

So am I! :hehe:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:23:36 PM »

:hehe: indebted we all are, indeed.
but how do we pay it back? O.o

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:28:31 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on March 02, 2012, 06:23:36 PM

:hehe: indebted we all are, indeed.
but how do we pay it back? O.o

I mean owe gratitude! :happy:

However, if you feel like paying in terms of sterling, please send me a blank cheque and I shall take care of the rest! :hehe:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:36:29 PM »

:D: nah i dont feel like paying. next thing you know i have no money, and youre all rich spending my money. i rather owe gratitude to the internet. lol

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:47:18 PM »

I think I should leave otherwise I would get similar comments from my dad. I have some other fish to fry.

:

See ya later. It was fun corresponding with you! :happy:

Pleaseprayforme@ahem.com 8->

I think you know what that ahem substitutes

TheStig · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »

After I've done somethng wrong
My Mum to me " Chalo ji Ferta Satyanas "

:happy:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Toxic! on March 02, 2012, 06:47:18 PM

I think I should leave otherwise I would get similar comments from my dad. I have some other fish to fry. :

See ya later. It was fun corresponding with you! :happy:

Pleaseprayforme@ahem.com 8->

I think you know what that ahem substitutes

lols, see youuu laterr. :)

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Quote from: ©odєnamє 47 on March 02, 2012, 06:54:27 PM

After I've done somethng wrong
My Mum to me " Chalo ji Ferta Satyanas "

:happy:

my mom said things like that after watching superwoman on youtube say, khalara paa ta, very good. it was a rough three days lol

TheStig · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:09:54 PM »

My Dad used to say " Tu illta karan to baaj nahi aunda "

(because I used to play around with electronics )

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:06:01 PM »

Any updates shanoo.. :D: :D:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:07:23 PM »

actually yes, lol.
yesterday my mom was playing angry birds and she was like "ah kameene jehe mar de nahi pe. (to the pigs)

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:16:30 PM »

Kameene sounds sexayyy! :D:

- When ma bapu's mad, he goes - koi na tu bol la, asi ta waqt de marasi aa, uh ta jatt aa.

:

I have no idea what it means, but I super like the sound of it. :hehe:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:21:16 PM »

lols, well we're in the same boat there. i have no idea what a marasi is.
kameene sounds sexy, lmaoo. :laugh:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:39:45 PM »

Desi bapu set aa pura :blowout: :blowout: :D: :D: ..

We tu keri majj da dood pita, goriya nachono ni hatda. :D: :D:

Shano what is it written in Punjabi on the pic. :pagel:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:42:09 PM »

LOL. gori majj da peeta huna, ohne ta. :laugh:
I dont know whats written, I cant read punjabi. :pagel:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on March 03, 2012, 12:42:09 PM

LOL. gori majj da peeta huna, ohne ta. :laugh:
I dont know whats written, I cant read punjabi. :pagel:

Ya gori nu desi majj da pila ta hona. :D:

Omg this is hilarious :D: :D:


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