Author Topic: Funny Love Letter And Its Reply (Read 1140 times)

@@JeEt@@ · « **on:** June 29, 2010, 04:02:41 AM »

When i am your : Kareeb

There is only : Khamoshi

I want to speak : Dil se

that’s my kind of : Ishq

i want this to be : Gupt

as i always have : Darr

that i will loose you : Sajani

and that would be great : Sadma

i am your : Mr.aashique

but sometimes bit : Deewana

tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun

as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai

in this : Duniya dilwalon ki

i told you : Maine pyar kiya

Maybe : Dil to pagal hai

because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai

the whole world appears as : Dushman

but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha

but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi

but if u want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki

then u must respond To this : Pukaar

And don’t mind because this is my: Style

i hope your answer is : Yes boss

And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham

i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

“Mehbooba Ka Reply“

Thank you for your love letter.

However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne”

for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“?

“Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you`re a “Jaanwar”

and a “Shree 420“!

I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false.

Who gave you the right to think you`re my “Sajaan”

and I`m your ” Chandini“.

How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“!

If you were here in front of me

I`d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“.

You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me.

But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee”

to every girl you see.

“Ram Jaane” what I`ll do to you if I catch you.

If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me.

You`re a “Kunwara” leading a

“Rangeela” lifestyle,

with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“.

Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“.

I`m sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me.

Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“,

and “Himmutvar“,

you sound like a “Jungli” to me.

You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1”

however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“!

I can`t believe you think I`ll turn to you and say

“Kaho Na Pyar Hai“!

I`d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you!

Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you.

“Dil Wale Dhunyah Ley Jayengey” you said,

but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“!

Don`t` you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can`t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it`s always

“Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I`m already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“.

And he`s no “Khal Nayak” like you. He`s my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You`ll only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he,s a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he`ll kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.

Boy : : : : :

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