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funny full forms
« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..

Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death

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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 07:11:13 AM »
ha ha ha ha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2010, 02:31:21 AM »
Hahahahaha jill bill's guilty.  :laugh:

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Re: funny full forms
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 03:04:58 AM »
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LET ME HAVE ONE!! :excited: :excited: :excited:  BOOM BOOM THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! :loll:

 

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