June 23, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
collapse

Author Topic: funny full forms  (Read 9383 times)

Offline ...............

  • Berozgar
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 4
  • -Receive: 3
  • Posts: 174
  • Tohar: 0
    • View Profile
funny full forms
« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..

Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

funny full forms
« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »

Offline Nek Singh

  • Retired Staff
  • Sarpanch/Sarpanchni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 106
  • -Receive: 153
  • Posts: 3701
  • Tohar: 29
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: funny full forms
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 07:11:13 AM »
ha ha ha ha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Offline ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

  • PJ Gabru
  • Maharaja/Maharani
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 70
  • Posts: 11159
  • Tohar: 35
  • ËŅŹĒĐ ĶĮŴİ ĴḀ₣Ẩ ÅֱҜֱΆ ŁĽĿĻ
    • View Profile
Re: funny full forms
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2010, 02:31:21 AM »
Hahahahaha jill bill's guilty.  :laugh:

Offline ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 85
  • -Receive: 38
  • Posts: 2971
  • Tohar: 18
  • Gender: Male
  • ਜੋ ਅੱਖਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਾ ਉਤਰਿਆ,, ਓਹ ਲਹੂ ਈ ਕਾਹਦਾ..!!!
    • View Profile
    • Facebook
Re: funny full forms
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 03:04:58 AM »
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LET ME HAVE ONE!! :excited: :excited: :excited:  BOOM BOOM THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! :loll:

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
1 Replies
733 Views
Last post October 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
by _noXiouS_
2 Replies
1807 Views
Last post September 04, 2014, 12:48:05 AM
by MyselF GhainT
5 Replies
3060 Views
Last post May 01, 2009, 04:06:39 AM
by sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA
2 Replies
521 Views
Last post October 01, 2009, 11:59:50 PM
by Jhanda_Amli
27 Replies
17250 Views
Last post January 16, 2010, 06:00:27 PM
by Jhanda_Amli
57 Replies
10013 Views
Last post January 28, 2010, 08:05:48 PM
by M.
20 Replies
1943 Views
Last post December 19, 2012, 05:53:01 AM
by PrEEт Jαтт
FULL

Started by Guglo Shayari

4 Replies
808 Views
Last post September 19, 2010, 07:37:20 AM
by Guglo
7 Replies
1698 Views
Last post September 18, 2010, 05:09:26 AM
by gharry
3 Replies
1110 Views
Last post September 19, 2011, 02:06:09 AM
by ✿MeHaK✿

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 194
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 2
  • Dot Users Online:

* Recent Posts

what made u angry today ? by 💲⛎🇪🇷❗🇫🇫
[Today at 12:53:20 PM]


Jeh tuvanu ik khoon maaf hove kisda karoge :) by 💲⛎🇪🇷❗🇫🇫
[Today at 12:52:19 PM]


which pj member do u miss ryt now? by 💲⛎🇪🇷❗🇫🇫
[Today at 12:50:38 PM]


Apne Pind Da Naam by Qainaat
[Today at 11:40:20 AM]


Tension door Karan layi ki karna chahida? by jas-kirat
[Today at 07:31:18 AM]


Weather Report for ur city ? by jas-kirat
[Today at 07:30:21 AM]


Just two line shayari ... by jas-kirat
[Today at 05:16:12 AM]


ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by jas-kirat
[Today at 04:26:26 AM]


jado tusi apna gussa kadna hove te tusi ki karde ho? by Garry Wraich
[June 22, 2017, 09:21:14 PM]


tusi bohut _______ ho ?? by Garry Wraich
[June 22, 2017, 09:20:34 PM]


WHICH thing in PUNJABIS liked most.. by jas-kirat
[June 22, 2017, 08:27:21 PM]


Viah toh baadh tusi apne partner nu kahre naam te bhulaya Karo ge? by ♥ Ǻk47 jǺттi ♥
[June 22, 2017, 05:41:32 PM]


kehdi sabji tuhanu sab to jaada pasand aa by ♥ Ǻk47 jǺттi ♥
[June 22, 2017, 05:38:45 PM]


your MOOD now by ♥ Ǻk47 jǺттi ♥
[June 22, 2017, 05:37:37 PM]


Did you know?/ Fact of the Day. by ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ
[June 22, 2017, 03:30:32 PM]


ki tusi bhoot ch wishwas karde ho? by 💲⛎🇪🇷❗🇫🇫
[June 22, 2017, 01:56:38 PM]


Top 10 works of engineering genius by DanielMef
[June 22, 2017, 03:55:13 AM]


Best DP of the Week by Gujjar no1
[June 21, 2017, 09:53:34 PM]


Respect for Navjot Sidhu by DanielMef
[June 21, 2017, 11:27:13 AM]


Favorite Song Lines by Garry Wraich
[June 20, 2017, 09:48:47 PM]


Buhaa - Dilpreet Dhillon | Great Sardaar by PunjabiMedia
[June 19, 2017, 06:27:20 AM]


Question of the Day - Enhance Your Knowledge (Thread) by Garry Wraich
[June 18, 2017, 10:46:44 PM]


A-B-C- movie Game. by Garry Wraich
[June 18, 2017, 10:41:36 PM]