July 27, 2016, 04:56:51 PM
collapse

Author Topic: funny full forms  (Read 8380 times)

Offline ...............

  • Berozgar
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 4
  • -Receive: 3
  • Posts: 174
  • Tohar: 0
    • View Profile
funny full forms
« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her masters.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late,
and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life..

Yawn:
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

funny full forms
« on: November 08, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »

Offline Nek Singh

  • Retired Staff
  • Sarpanch/Sarpanchni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 106
  • -Receive: 153
  • Posts: 3701
  • Tohar: 29
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: funny full forms
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 07:11:13 AM »
ha ha ha ha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Offline ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

  • PJ Gabru
  • Maharaja/Maharani
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 70
  • Posts: 11159
  • Tohar: 35
  • ËŅŹĒĐ ĶĮŴİ ĴḀ₣Ẩ ÅֱҜֱΆ ŁĽĿĻ
    • View Profile
Re: funny full forms
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2010, 02:31:21 AM »
Hahahahaha jill bill's guilty.  :laugh:

Offline ਮਾਲਵੇ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ-°•ℋŐПΞŶ ŚℐПĞℋ..●•٠

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 85
  • -Receive: 38
  • Posts: 2971
  • Tohar: 18
  • Gender: Male
  • ਜੋ ਅੱਖਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਾ ਉਤਰਿਆ,, ਓਹ ਲਹੂ ਈ ਕਾਹਦਾ..!!!
    • View Profile
    • Facebook
Re: funny full forms
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 03:04:58 AM »
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions..

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LET ME HAVE ONE!! :excited: :excited: :excited:  BOOM BOOM THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! :loll:

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
1 Replies
683 Views
Last post October 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
by _noXiouS_
2 Replies
1600 Views
Last post September 04, 2014, 12:48:05 AM
by MyselF GhainT
5 Replies
2735 Views
Last post May 01, 2009, 04:06:39 AM
by sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA
2 Replies
493 Views
Last post October 01, 2009, 11:59:50 PM
by Jhanda_Amli
27 Replies
15058 Views
Last post January 16, 2010, 06:00:27 PM
by Jhanda_Amli
57 Replies
7753 Views
Last post January 28, 2010, 08:05:48 PM
by M.
20 Replies
1726 Views
Last post December 19, 2012, 05:53:01 AM
by PrEEт Jαтт
FULL

Started by Guglo Shayari

4 Replies
748 Views
Last post September 19, 2010, 07:37:20 AM
by Guglo
7 Replies
1404 Views
Last post September 18, 2010, 05:09:26 AM
by gharry
3 Replies
919 Views
Last post September 19, 2011, 02:06:09 AM
by ✿MeHaK✿

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 97
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

2nd part luv story ek kudi jida naam mohobt by jeet_singh
[Today at 12:00:42 PM]


Best DP of the Week by D€V!L 🐞
[Today at 11:49:18 AM]


ek kudi jida naam mohobt by D€V!L 🐞
[Today at 10:03:30 AM]


KHO nah batian by D€V!L 🐞
[Today at 07:58:56 AM]


Pokemon Go Kaun khed da ethe? by kerfufle™
[Today at 05:43:13 AM]


AAM ADMI PARTY nu vote poon da fyda !!!!!!!!!!! by mundaxrisky
[July 26, 2016, 08:28:47 PM]


LUCHA GANG LOUNGE ... (members only...PJ stff nawt welcome lol):) by mundaxrisky
[July 26, 2016, 08:18:41 PM]


Real Bhootan diyan Storeis or Vids post karo (serious)*** by garaarι ѕιngн
[July 25, 2016, 12:28:52 PM]


PJ Chat iPhone app by cαℓι5αвαη ◙◙♫'␋
[July 25, 2016, 11:29:26 AM]


tere naam by Gujjar no1
[July 24, 2016, 09:54:31 PM]


Aankhon Se Mere by jeet_singh
[July 23, 2016, 12:20:37 PM]


Thr€€ -- M€gic -- Words ..... ??? by D€V!L 🐞
[July 23, 2016, 04:35:11 AM]


kuch nhi milta by jeet_singh
[July 22, 2016, 09:35:26 PM]


nice line by D€V!L 🐞
[July 22, 2016, 02:02:40 PM]


sad by D€V!L 🐞
[July 22, 2016, 08:03:36 AM]


awesoume song by mundaxrisky
[July 21, 2016, 08:27:04 PM]


beautiful song by mundaxrisky
[July 21, 2016, 08:17:29 PM]


lovee by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 11:09:09 AM]


cute by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 11:07:14 AM]


teriyan yaadan by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 11:06:16 AM]


paaka amrekka by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 11:04:32 AM]


dum de dumm by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 11:03:50 AM]


Hello by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 09:05:41 AM]


pyar de khed.... by D€V!L 🐞
[July 21, 2016, 09:03:21 AM]


Sakhis - The Sikh Stories by garaarι ѕιngн
[July 20, 2016, 11:34:08 PM]