Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Hi, is this the Police?
Dispatcher: This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering...does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!



And the winner is...

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!



And the winner is...

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police




brilliant :

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.



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:happy: hun eto bada blone kon hona

aho aho  :laugh:

delhi vich traffic bahut haiga hotel to bhar jaan nu dil ni karda

han oteh tan bura haal aa

pta othe tan gand bohat aa..kudiyea vaste jama safe n aa  X_X

bure nalo b bura haal. kyon kuria are more accident prone then guys? ja driver kuri dekh ke accident karde :lost:

hahahhahahhahahah :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: pta n menu

lo g eh pehli gal hai jiri tuanu pta ni...ni ta tusi ta walking encyclopedia ho :happy:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

 :hehe:

hon wala hubby d ta mauj ho gai. comp ni lena pau :lost:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

par apne aap nu upgrade karde rehna..obsolete software ta hardware pasand ni aana onu

ma kiyu kisi lai badla :angr: :angr:

oi kise lai ni tu apne hubby li badlna. vese be scooter de wheel naal tractor da wheel changa ni lagda. dona nu iko jeha hona chahida

ma vyah karuna h nahi aa