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Fried Eggs
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:20:03 PM »
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Fried Eggs
« on: January 07, 2010, 06:20:03 PM »

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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 11:56:27 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: menu yaad aya..menu kisi de piche beth ke bada dar lagda aa...  :woried: ma jad apni sehali de piche behni aa.. sare raste chiikka h mari jani aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 08:08:22 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 07, 2010, 11:56:27 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: menu yaad aya..menu kisi de piche beth ke bada dar lagda aa...  :woried: ma jad apni sehali de piche behni aa.. sare raste chiikka h mari jani aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:
:happy: loki dekhde hone aa kaun kamli haigi
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 11:09:53 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 08:08:22 AM
:happy: loki dekhde hone aa kaun kamli haigi
ma muh te chunni ban ke behni aaa :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 03:03:58 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 11:09:53 PM
ma muh te chunni ban ke behni aaa :hehe: :hehe:
:loll: tu keri muslman haigi jehri monh lkondi aa
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 03:22:37 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
:loll: tu keri muslman haigi jehri monh lkondi aa
scootri te lukana painda aa nahi tan menu hasa ayi janda aa  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2010, 03:24:39 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 09, 2010, 03:22:37 AM
scootri te lukana painda aa nahi tan menu hasa ayi janda aa  :hehe: :hehe:
pollution kr ke bandi honi. tu ta eda kehndi jida lok tera hasa dekan li road te kare honde :laugh:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 03:32:54 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
pollution kr ke bandi honi. tu ta eda kehndi jida lok tera hasa dekan li road te kare honde :laugh:
tu eda sochda aa  :huhh: ma kidoh keha enj.... chad pare tenu n samjh auni  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2010, 03:36:30 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 09, 2010, 03:32:54 AM
tu eda sochda aa  :huhh: ma kidoh keha enj.... chad pare tenu n samjh auni  :hehe: :hehe:
tenu hune kush kar dena ma dekh....bibi to aishwarya roy lagdi  :happy:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2010, 03:41:11 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 03:36:30 AM
tenu hune kush kar dena ma dekh....bibi to aishwarya roy lagdi  :happy:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: marja tu
pump nah bhar menu
menu pta ma ki aa aya vadda :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2010, 03:43:00 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 09, 2010, 03:41:11 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: marja tu
pump nah bhar menu
menu pta ma ki aa aya vadda :hehe: :hehe:
le ik tareef karo naal marja suno :happy: ma priynka chopra ni keha kyon mere papa bara psand krde onu aj kal :laugh:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2010, 03:45:33 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 03:43:00 AM
le ik tareef karo naal marja suno :happy: ma priynka chopra ni keha kyon mere papa bara psand krde onu aj kal :laugh:
hahhahahhahah lolzzzzzz vaise jo ik kudi ayi c nah ashwariya vargi menu meri sis di frnds kehndi c ma ohde vargi lagdi aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hasse pe agye c
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 03:49:42 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 09, 2010, 03:45:33 AM
hahhahahhahah lolzzzzzz vaise jo ik kudi ayi c nah ashwariya vargi menu meri sis di frnds kehndi c ma ohde vargi lagdi aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hasse pe agye c
ma tere li ik munda rakhia nazr vich. tere nick naal milda nick haiga oda. tera nick "teri jaan" oda nick "tera oh" :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2010, 03:53:26 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 03:49:42 AM
ma tere li ik munda rakhia nazr vich. tere nick naal milda nick haiga oda. tera nick "teri jaan" oda nick "tera oh" :laugh: :laugh:
hahahhaha lolzzz nah  ji ma n laina koi.. ma apni pasand da laungi  8-> 8-> 8->
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2010, 04:01:52 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 09, 2010, 03:53:26 AM
hahahhaha lolzzz nah  ji ma n laina koi.. ma apni pasand da laungi  8-> 8-> 8->
oi mari pasand bri high class haigi. log ta mere kolo slah lende :lost:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2010, 04:04:18 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 04:01:52 AM
oi mari pasand bri high class haigi. log ta mere kolo slah lende :lost:
acha fer labh de koi high class  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2010, 08:44:18 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 09, 2010, 04:04:18 AM
acha fer labh de koi high class  :hehe: :hehe:
24 saal da chaluga :lost:
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2010, 10:25:04 AM »
 :loll: vry Funny.....
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Re: Fried Eggs
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2010, 11:36:00 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 08:44:18 AM
24 saal da chaluga :lost:
te hor 24 saal da h chaluga ma v ho jana 24 saal di es saal  :blink: :balle: :balle:
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