There was a short fellow named Stubbs on trial for raping a woman, aided by a bucket. He adamantly protested his innocence, claiming inability.

Well, the judge said, "If you can prove you were physically incapable of raping this woman, we will certainly acquit you."

So the little guy stands on top of the bucket, and sure enough, he doesn't even come up to the woman's crotch. Keeping his word, the judge acquits him.

About a month later, the judge passes Stubbs on the sidewalk and says to him, "So... now that you've been freed of all charges, tell me, did you rape that woman?"

"Sure did!" Stubbs replies.

"But how? You didn't even come up to her crotch."

"Oh, you must have misunderstood. I just threw the bucket on top of her head and swung from the handle!"