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Farm Football
« on: January 14, 2010, 08:22:57 AM »
Bubba, fresh from the cornfields of his family farm, was encouraged to try out for the local football team.

"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said Bubba, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said Bubba. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
Bubba rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds, then said, "Well, sir, if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
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Farm Football
« on: January 14, 2010, 08:22:57 AM »

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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:23:23 PM »
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 05:05:32 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 14, 2010, 11:23:23 PM
:wait: :wait:
bibi aa intelligent bandia da intelligent joke hage tere samj ni aane :laugh:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 05:07:40 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:05:32 AM
bibi aa intelligent bandia da intelligent joke hage tere samj ni aane :laugh:
huuhhh ma try tan krdi aa nah hor koi tan oh v n karda  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 05:11:38 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:07:40 AM
huuhhh ma try tan krdi aa nah hor koi tan oh v n karda  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
haan eh ta haga. Pass Football= if u watch a football game u must know how players give passes to their team mates. Bubba understands Pass Football is like passing poop so he says sure if i can swallow football i can pass it  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 05:14:16 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:11:38 AM
haan eh ta haga. Pass Football= if u watch a football game u must know how players give passes to their team mates. Bubba understands Pass Football is like passing poop so he says sure if i can swallow football i can pass it  :laugh: :laugh:
sach akha menu samjh hun v n lagi par fer v hass laini aa.. tu apni valoh koshish kiti samjhun di  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 05:25:19 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:14:16 AM
sach akha menu samjh hun v n lagi par fer v hass laini aa.. tu apni valoh koshish kiti samjhun di  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:angr: :angr: sidi pnjabi smj pher. footbaal pehla swallow krna pher onu kadna hun aai samjh
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 05:30:26 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:25:19 AM
:angr: :angr: sidi pnjabi smj pher. footbaal pehla swallow krna pher onu kadna hun aai samjh
hehehhehehheheh ji hun aa gea samjh tusi gussa nah karo  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 05:48:45 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:30:26 AM
hehehhehehheheh ji hun aa gea samjh tusi gussa nah karo  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: eda typical pbi housewife boldi aa
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 05:50:32 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:48:45 AM
:laugh: eda typical pbi housewife boldi aa
han han sai keha... eda h golgulami krdi aa... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 05:55:55 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:50:32 AM
han han sai keha... eda h golgulami krdi aa... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
:loll: gol ja square da ta pta ni par boldi eda hi hagia ma roj dekda ethe :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 05:57:54 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:55:55 AM
:loll: gol ja square da ta pta ni par boldi eda hi hagia ma roj dekda ethe :laugh: :laugh:
hahahhahahahah tenu v eho ji labh  davan  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2010, 06:02:25 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:57:54 AM
hahahhahahahah tenu v eho ji labh  davan  :hehe: :hehe:
bibi tu mari frend ki dushman kyon mari jindgi karab krn da sochdi :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 06:04:18 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 06:02:25 AM
bibi tu mari frend ki dushman kyon mari jindgi karab krn da sochdi :laugh: :laugh:
lai ik tan kudi tenu ehne pyar nal bulaungi hor ki chaheeda tenu :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2010, 02:09:17 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2010, 05:51:43 PM »
Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 15, 2010, 06:04:18 AM
lai ik tan kudi tenu ehne pyar nal bulaungi hor ki chaheeda tenu :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
appe lab lau ma jado lor pani
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2010, 05:53:43 PM »
Quote from: ღღ♛ (v)¡zz · G€€T ♛ღღ on January 19, 2010, 02:09:17 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
mebbe dts why i dun fancy football :wait:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2010, 11:13:50 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 19, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
appe lab lau ma jado lor pani
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sir  :lol:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2010, 09:29:01 PM »
Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 19, 2010, 11:13:50 PM
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sir  :lol:
oh jatt di pasand aa te ma jatt ha ni  :happy:
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Re: Farm Football
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2010, 11:37:54 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 21, 2010, 09:29:01 PM
oh jatt di pasand aa te ma jatt ha ni  :happy:
tu jatt aa  :lost:
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