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Excuses For Missing Work
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:14:29 AM »
* My stigmata's acting up.

* I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

* I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...

* I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.

* I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

* The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

* I prefer to remain an enigma....it's Monday.

* My stepmother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace.

* I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

* I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

* I refuse to travel to my job until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share.

* I was up on a ladder decorating the Christmas tree when my mother called me and told me I was Jewish.

* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
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Excuses For Missing Work
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 03:52:23 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 09:40:45 AM »
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* The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.


* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2009, 03:13:42 AM »
Quote from: Desi_Trademark on August 19, 2009, 03:52:23 AM
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 12:51:18 AM »
 :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:  ena wadda essay
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 12:52:08 AM »
 :yawn:
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 12:54:29 AM »
ma duje kam ch bsy c :he:
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2009, 06:33:46 AM »
Quote from: sukhbeer on September 17, 2009, 12:51:18 AM
:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:  ena wadda essay

kamluuuuuuuu read karrrrrrr
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 07:31:25 AM »
hahahaha tusi summary dass deo,, ena wada article aaa eh taa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 05:48:21 AM »
Quote from: sukhbeer on October 14, 2009, 07:31:25 AM
hahahaha tusi summary dass deo,, ena wada article aaa eh taa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

app free ho ka read karlaaaaaa
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 06:27:15 AM »
hai enaa timee kithe aa janaab :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:,,

nikki jahi jind nu jimmevariyan bhaari :lol: :lol:
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Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 06:44:52 AM »
Quote from: sukhbeer on October 15, 2009, 06:27:15 AM
hai enaa timee kithe aa janaab :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:,,

nikki jahi jind nu jimmevariyan bhaari :lol: :lol:

ok theek vaaaaaaaaaaa................. na karooooooooo read
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