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How Indian Contractors work !
« on: July 11, 2012, 06:14:05 PM »
How Indian Contractors work !
 
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
 
They go to White House office to examine the fence.
 
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
 
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
 
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
 
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
 
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
 
"Done!" replies the government official.

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