1. Mera BF baki Ladko jaisa nhi hai, woh sabse alag hai.!
( Jiddan sare munde try karke dekhe hunde )

2. Hamare kitne Bache honge, unke Naam kya honge, tum mujhe
Pyaar krte ho na...baby.. btao­ na baby...hamare kitne Bache
honge...baby.!
( jaan lehla baby di!, baby zinda rahu ga tahi baby hau ga...! )

3. Uff...Main toh sahi se Tyaar bhi nhi ho paayi, aise hi bhagna pada ghar se.
( jiddan tyar hoke angelina jolie lagdi ah)

4. Humein baat krni hai, tumhari samjh mein aya... Humein baat
krni hai.
( ki tusi kade idda di kuri dekhi ah jinu gal karni ayundi hove)

5. Agar mere paas Jadoo ki chhadi hoti toh Mai apni Almari ko Make up ke Samaan se bhar deti.
(kujj changa na sochi, make up lahke pave chudel tere toh sohne lagge, par rehna ta tuvi chudel hi ah )

6. Mujh mein aisa kya hai jo tum mujhe psand krte ho..!
( jadd ajj tak tenu ni pata lagga menu ki pata laggu )

7. Mere baal bahut lambe the..lekin...Ma ­ ine chhote kra liye !
( hun eh vi keh de mera rang bht chitta sigga cream la ke kala bana leya )

8. Tum na bahut WOH ho....
( ki ajj tak koi kuriyan de yEh-Woh samj sakeya..)
 :D:

hhahahahahahaa........:D: :D:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: khoj been jari rakho ajehe sach duniya samne aane chahide ne  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Patni pyar naal kehndi :hatoji tum to bade vo ho:
Te pati sari raat ussalvatte lainda rehnde eh kanjar da vo kaun aa :D:

: hahaha