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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: SonnenKinder on January 17, 2010, 02:07:32 AM

Title: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 17, 2010, 02:07:32 AM: A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'.

”Can you read this?” the optician asked.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Y "BB" on January 19, 2010, 12:12:15 AM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: karlo gheo nu bhandaaaaaaaaaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: >>Pure_Poison<< on January 19, 2010, 12:13:08 AM: thx for post
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 19, 2010, 08:13:34 PM: Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 19, 2010, 12:12:15 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: karlo gheo nu bhandaaaaaaaaaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
bibi ah poison iko comment krda har post te "Thx for post" ki jwab deva enu? :Cry:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: ღღ♛ (v)¡zz · G€€T ♛ღღ on January 19, 2010, 08:26:24 PM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 19, 2010, 08:34:14 PM: Quote from: ღღ♛ (v)¡zz · G€€T ♛ღღ on January 19, 2010, 08:26:24 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lol those characters look like a polish name :problem:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Y "BB" on January 19, 2010, 11:11:47 PM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 19, 2010, 08:13:34 PM
bibi ah poison iko comment krda har post te "Thx for post" ki jwab deva enu? :Cry:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ehnu keh pizza kidda da bai.... kahi kahi ik var kahi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: fer dikhi kina maja aoga... keh ke dekhi
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: TheStig on January 20, 2010, 12:36:39 AM: hahhah
i know they got wierd names man
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:23:49 AM: Quote from: Codename 47 on January 20, 2010, 12:36:39 AM
hahhah
i know they got wierd names man
u read dt joke. A polishman went to police to complain against his wife t that shez planning to murder him. On further enquiry he revealed that her wife today bought a bottle of polish remomover, and shez planning to kill him
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:25:00 AM: Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 19, 2010, 11:11:47 PM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ehnu keh pizza kidda da bai.... kahi kahi ik var kahi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: fer dikhi kina maja aoga... keh ke dekhi
teek haga hun eho boluga
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Y "BB" on January 20, 2010, 06:26:42 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:25:00 AM
teek haga hun eho boluga
bol ke dekhi tan munda bada tagda fan aa pizze da menu tan saver di nu hassa hassa kamla kar dita ehde pizze ne :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:41:14 AM: Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 20, 2010, 06:26:42 AM
bol ke dekhi tan munda bada tagda fan aa pizze da menu tan saver di nu hassa hassa kamla kar dita ehde pizze ne :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
changa aa na hasanda ta haga :happy: kai ta ethe sirf larai krn aande. pta ni kuri pataka ta sukhbeer vich ki panga haga. menu ta samj ni aai :Cry:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Y "BB" on January 20, 2010, 06:44:51 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:41:14 AM
changa aa na hasanda ta haga :happy: kai ta ethe sirf larai krn aande. pta ni kuri pataka ta sukhbeer vich ki panga haga. menu ta samj ni aai :Cry:
hhahahah aho aho... ethe tan ahi kush lagea rehnda aa das ethe tusi jameena vand nea ne.. sukhi v nah ma keha c chad pare..bt manda n hega oh.... ladh ladh ke jun kharab kari hoi aa ehna ne.. larhna hai ik din larh lao do din larh lao.. jime ma kita :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: fer sorry keh lao dost h ho nah.. dushman tan nahi :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:48:49 AM: Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 20, 2010, 06:44:51 AM
hhahahah aho aho... ethe tan ahi kush lagea rehnda aa das ethe tusi jameena vand nea ne.. sukhi v nah ma keha c chad pare..bt manda n hega oh.... ladh ladh ke jun kharab kari hoi aa ehna ne.. larhna hai ik din larh lao do din larh lao.. jime ma kita :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: fer sorry keh lao dost h ho nah.. dushman tan nahi :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
:angry: tu larai tora kita c. larai krn li bolna ta penda. tu ta bolna hi band kr dita c. ignore kar dita c :happy:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Y "BB" on January 20, 2010, 06:55:43 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 06:48:49 AM
:angry: tu larai tora kita c. larai krn li bolna ta penda. tu ta bolna hi band kr dita c. ignore kar dita c :happy:
oh cold war c :happy: :pagel:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Nav Braich on January 20, 2010, 07:02:12 AM: i also knw him . eh mera dur da addi a
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 07:14:56 AM: Quote from: ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄ ® on January 20, 2010, 07:02:12 AM
i also knw him . eh mera dur da addi a
veere kithe rehnda aj kal? nazar ni aaya 2 din to? :lost:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Nav Braich on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 07:14:56 AM
veere kithe rehnda aj kal? nazar ni aaya 2 din to? :lost:

BAs vEEr bdAy dI kUShi Ch paGAl HO GYEa C. aND .kisE Ta bHt TruSt KAR baIThE c..BAs jdO tRusT TudTye KhUSi samBI Nhi GYi So mAi sOcHYEa KISe NAL sHRe NHI karnI iS lYi OFF rehnDA c..:haPpY:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 07:37:09 AM: Quote from: ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄ ® on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 AM
BAs vEEr bdAy dI kUShi Ch paGAl HO GYEa C. aND .kisE Ta bHt TruSt KAR baIThE c..BAs jdO tRusT TudTye KhUSi samBI Nhi GYi So mAi sOcHYEa KISe NAL sHRe NHI karnI iS lYi OFF rehnDA c..:haPpY:
belated Happy B'day :happy: and sorry to hear ki kisa na trust tor dita tuada
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: Nav Braich on January 20, 2010, 07:44:54 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 20, 2010, 07:37:09 AM
belated Happy B'day :happy: and sorry to hear ki kisa na trust tor dita tuada

VEEr KEhnde NyE EH ta LOKa dI PUranI rEEt a .. Chlo Jo Rab Nu MAnzUR OHi SAhi ..kHAo PEo ash KAro ..[only VEg]

:LOL:
Title: Re: Driving Licence
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 21, 2010, 02:02:36 AM: Quote from: ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄ ® on January 20, 2010, 07:44:54 AM
VEEr KEhnde NyE EH ta LOKa dI PUranI rEEt a .. Chlo Jo Rab Nu MAnzUR OHi SAhi ..kHAo PEo ash KAro ..[only VEg]

:LOL:
haan veere sai gall aa eh