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Doctor to patient......
« on: January 06, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »

Doctor to Pappu patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.


Pappu: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.


Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?


Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.


Doctor: Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.


Pappu: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.


Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?


Pappu: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.


Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO pi liya tha kya?


Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.


Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?


Pappu: Nai doctor saheb.


Doctor: Kyon?


Pappu: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.


Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.


Pappu: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.


Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!


Pappu: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga.....


« Last Edit: January 06, 2010, 06:15:09 PM by Jhanda Amli »
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