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Cow Birth
« on: November 03, 2007, 12:02:50 PM »
On summer vacation, Jaime and her son, Andy, went to visit Jaime's Uncle George who owned a nice farm. While there, Uncle George was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old Great Nephew, Andy, standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event.

Uncle George thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can."

After he finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to Andy and asked him, "Do you have any questions about what you seen here tonight?"

"Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"



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Cow Birth
« on: November 03, 2007, 12:02:50 PM »

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 10:23:27 PM »




haye rabba  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 10:32:31 PM »
same ques here :happy:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 05:51:32 PM »
same ques here :happy:


we need to have a talk about the birds and the bees  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 05:56:59 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: same here i wanna know too

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 06:13:46 PM »
 :hehe: too funny

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 06:21:14 PM »

we need to have a talk about the birds and the bees  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
:laugh: :laugh: birds and bees  :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 06:28:46 PM »



ajj kal de jwaak  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 07:46:02 PM »
"How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"

mar geya hass hass :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 08:06:13 PM »
hahah

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2014, 08:05:22 AM »


Very fast! :laugh:

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Re: Cow Birth
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2014, 12:18:17 AM »
loll

 

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