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COUNTDOWN
« on: November 12, 2009, 04:59:31 PM »
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

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COUNTDOWN
« on: November 12, 2009, 04:59:31 PM »

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 05:06:53 PM »
Second  ? OMG

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 07:43:20 PM »




hahaha that's quick... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2009, 02:37:06 AM »
Second  ? OMG
  :happy: there is another joke too. A doc telling his patient that he got only 24 hours to live. Patient thanks doctor for being honest and says now i got 24 hours to make all my final farewells to all my nears and dears. Doc tells patient," I am terribly sorry friend, i forgot to tell u this yesterday."

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 02:38:54 AM »


hahaha that's quick... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
docs cnt afford to b careless

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 02:40:31 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
ma v ese dr. kol jana

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 02:45:46 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
tenu mrn di jldi aa..?? X_X X_X X_X X_X

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 02:48:56 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
ma v ese dr. kol jana
ahhh desi blonde :happy:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 02:50:05 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
tenu mrn di jldi aa..?? X_X X_X X_X X_X
yes i cant bear pain  :sad: :woried:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2009, 02:51:41 AM »
ahhh desi blonde :happy:
jes jes  :happy:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2009, 02:54:26 AM »
jes jes  :happy:
Enna make up shake up karegi taan doc di b jaroorat ni paini. profile da make up :happy:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2009, 02:58:07 AM »
Enna make up shake up karegi taan doc di b jaroorat ni paini. profile da make up :happy:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: dr. ne v shak ch aa jana..... biba bimar hegi v aa ki nahi  :hehe: :hehe:

bt yes dis z ture
ajj makeup n kita...
nah h hairstyle banaya aa.....
oil laya hoea...  :pagel: u ws try to make hairstyle bt dsnt work.   :hehe: :hehe:

fer rubber h pa lai vala ch...  :pagel:

ajj lil bimar aa  :sad: u knw so dikhne ko mangta nah ki bibi bimar aa  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2009, 03:01:51 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: dr. ne v shak ch aa jana..... biba bimar hegi v aa ki nahi  :hehe: :hehe:

bt yes dis z ture
ajj makeup n kita...
nah h hairstyle banaya aa.....
oil laya hoea...  :pagel: u ws try to make hairstyle bt dsnt work.   :hehe: :hehe:

fer rubber h pa lai vala ch...  :pagel:

ajj lil bimar aa  :sad: u knw so dikhne ko mangta nah ki bibi bimar aa  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
ajj bimar wala make up kar lena siga. bhotni lagdi pher

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2009, 03:07:32 AM »
ajj bimar wala make up kar lena siga. bhotni lagdi pher
jes ohi kita aa....


jhatta oil nal matha lita aa....
 :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
te ageh naloh bohat ghat surma paya  :he: :he:

bimar disan lai...
n u knw its wrkn......
everybdy z askn awwwwwwww poor baby ki hoea???
muh utres utrea lagda aa


fer ma hauli ji boldi aa
bimar hogi aa  :sad:


 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:


gosh i jus love ol dis.....
 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2009, 03:14:06 AM »
jes ohi kita aa....


jhatta oil nal matha lita aa....
 :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
te ageh naloh bohat ghat surma paya  :he: :he:

bimar disan lai...
n u knw its wrkn......
everybdy z askn awwwwwwww poor baby ki hoea???
muh utres utrea lagda aa


fer ma hauli ji boldi aa
bimar hogi aa  :sad:


 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:


gosh i jus love ol dis.....
 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

of one thing about u m pretty sure....u gonna go a long way smarty

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Re: COUNTDOWN
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2009, 03:16:14 AM »
of one thing about u m pretty sure....u gonna go a long way smarty
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sachi  :pagel: :pagel: :hehe: :hehe:

i dun thnk so  :pagel:

 

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