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Contact Lens
« on: December 22, 2009, 07:49:48 AM »
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.  After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.  "You were looking for a small piece of plastic.  I was looking for $150."
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« on: December 22, 2009, 07:49:48 AM »

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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 11:18:02 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: momyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 02:10:39 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 22, 2009, 11:18:02 PM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: momyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
;aisa jisne mehnt nal kamya ohi kadr karda :happy:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 02:16:20 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:10:39 AM
;aisa jisne mehnt nal kamya ohi kadr karda :happy:
par mera tan eh haal aa ki menu kush n pta lagda
mom bohat dantde aa... ki tu  paise kaharab krdi aa.... es mamle ch bdi careless aa,,jis nu paise de dita matalb de dite fer i neva ask ki vapas v de de..mera cousn bada lutda aa menu  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: rabb kare jehda kaka mile menu oh rakh lave paise da heesab nahi rouga bohat :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 02:43:22 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:16:20 AM
par mera tan eh haal aa ki menu kush n pta lagda
mom bohat dantde aa... ki tu  paise kaharab krdi aa.... es mamle ch bdi careless aa,,jis nu paise de dita matalb de dite fer i neva ask ki vapas v de de..mera cousn bada lutda aa menu  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: rabb kare jehda kaka mile menu oh rakh lave paise da heesab nahi rouga bohat :hehe: :hehe:
heheheh ma tere to 2-4 ni 70-80 hath aggey haiga es mamle vich :happy: mere ta doggy da b b'day hove ta party de denda  :happy:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 02:46:39 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:43:22 AM
heheheh ma tere to 2-4 ni 70-80 hath aggey haiga es mamle vich :happy: mere ta doggy da b b'day hove ta party de denda  :happy:
lolzzz mere varga haal aa..cousn de vayh te ma ohde gft lai sra din bahar rai..menu ehne chittar paye.. tenu koi bulaye nah bulaye tu pardhan ban jayea kar :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 02:49:41 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:46:39 AM
lolzzz mere varga haal aa..cousn de vayh te ma ohde gft lai sra din bahar rai..menu ehne chittar paye.. tenu koi bulaye nah bulaye tu pardhan ban jayea kar :pagel: :pagel:
tu ta job krdi ma ta pocket money te gujara karda. pocket money dona kolo le lenda papa kolo v mum kolo v. kai baar ta papa da ATM b use kar lenda dasse bina  :laugh:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 02:52:50 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:49:41 AM
tu ta job krdi ma ta pocket money te gujara karda. pocket money dona kolo le lenda papa kolo v mum kolo v. kai baar ta papa da ATM b use kar lenda dasse bina  :laugh:
menu tan ajj tak pocket money n mili.. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma sau bachi c nah  :he: :he: nah ma kdi keha ..bs jad colg ch c thursday nu i nly ask fr 20 rs thats it fer apa ohna 20rs nu mila ke 20+20+20=60rs di party krde c  :balle: :balle: :balle:

te munde vekhde c uni ch beh ke  :balle: :balle: :balle:

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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 03:08:14 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:52:50 AM
menu tan ajj tak pocket money n mili.. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma sau bachi c nah  :he: :he: nah ma kdi keha ..bs jad colg ch c thursday nu i nly ask fr 20 rs thats it fer apa ohna 20rs nu mila ke 20+20+20=60rs di party krde c  :balle: :balle: :balle:

te munde vekhde c uni ch beh ke  :balle: :balle: :balle:


:loll: 60 Rs di party. gol gappa khandia honi party vich
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 03:09:36 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:08:14 AM
:loll: 60 Rs di party. gol gappa khandia honi party vich
nah we eat rajma chawal te nimbu pani te chips  :balle: :balle: :balle:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 10:29:19 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 23, 2009, 03:09:36 AM
nah we eat rajma chawal te nimbu pani te chips  :balle: :balle: :balle:
:loll: beans hahahahaha gas production plant  :hehe:
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 11:01:36 AM »
SAme AS iN 3 idIOTS . .
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 11:15:22 AM »
Quote from: ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄  ® on December 28, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
SAme AS iN 3 idIOTS . .
:loll: yet to watch dt movie so cnt comment
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 11:17:01 AM »
Its rEally AN aWESUm movIE ..
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Re: Contact Lens
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 11:18:45 AM »
Quote from: ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄  ® on December 28, 2009, 11:17:01 AM
Its rEally AN aWESUm movIE ..
well if u recommend i sure wud watch it  :happy:
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« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 11:59:57 PM »
eh movie n vekhda.... kitabi keeda aa :hehe:
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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2009, 01:21:36 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 28, 2009, 11:59:57 PM
eh movie n vekhda.... kitabi keeda aa :hehe:
aaho kitaba paran da apna hi maja haiga :happy:
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2009, 01:27:00 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 29, 2009, 01:21:36 AM
aaho kitaba paran da apna hi maja haiga :happy:
aho mote mote khope lag jande aa akha te  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2009, 01:28:53 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 29, 2009, 01:27:00 AM
aho mote mote khope lag jande aa akha te  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
khope? u mean glasses? oi glasses naal banda di personality ban jandi.
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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2009, 01:38:14 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 29, 2009, 01:28:53 AM
khope? u mean glasses? oi glasses naal banda di personality ban jandi.
hahahah aho..eh tan sai keha...ma jad 10th standard ch c uui zero no. de glassea laundi c  :pagel: :pagel:

hun v ik din la ke photos khichea c  :balle: :balle:
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