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« on: September 26, 2010, 03:26:45 AM »
An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.

Last was the Chinese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow. !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Chinese english
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2010, 02:36:51 AM »
 :laugh: Smart!
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Re: Chinese english
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2010, 05:00:34 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2010, 02:16:01 AM »
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