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Joke of the day.....
« on: January 06, 2013, 04:19:25 AM »
One man had a child

1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?

child said

ping pong ball

2'nd b'day-

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

3rd b'day

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

4th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

5th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

6thb'day

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

24th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

he got married

at honeymoon

Wife-what do u want?

Husband-ping pong ball

25th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

26th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

27th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

his kids become 15 yrs old

40th bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

41st b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

42nd bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

79th b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

time for his death

all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...

Then those people gave him a ping pong ball

He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell

During those last moments when he is about to die

everyone reached him and asked

tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

he said.

I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because

And he DIED... BEFORE he could tell the Reason...

What a tragedyyy! What a tragedyyy!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Now don't look at me like thissssssssssssssss....:D: :D: [/i]
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