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Ceiling Fan
« on: January 26, 2010, 08:04:09 PM »
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" .....
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?".......
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Rabri asked, "Where's my darling Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied St.Peter,

guess why?

"I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

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Ceiling Fan
« on: January 26, 2010, 08:04:09 PM »

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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2010, 02:03:19 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahahahahahahhahaha margeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2010, 03:44:45 AM »
Quote from: тєяι мєяι on February 01, 2010, 02:03:19 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahahahahahahhahaha margeeeeeeeeeeeee
ma b mar gea hass hass ka. bibi nu peli baar vich ho joke samj aan lagg paye :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2010, 03:55:46 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 01, 2010, 03:44:45 AM
ma b mar gea hass hass ka. bibi nu peli baar vich ho joke samj aan lagg paye :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2010, 07:14:21 AM »
Quote from: тєяι мєяι on February 01, 2010, 03:55:46 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:happy: bibi smjdar ho gai mara naal chat kar kar ke
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 11:35:35 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 01, 2010, 07:14:21 AM
:happy: bibi smjdar ho gai mara naal chat kar kar ke
hanji hanji
tusi genius jo ho :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2010, 09:59:20 AM »
Quote from: тυ ∂ιѕ∂α on February 01, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
hanji hanji
tusi genius jo ho :hehe: :hehe:
aaho 2010 vich manu Nobel prise milna haga :laugh:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 12:00:58 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 02, 2010, 09:59:20 AM
aaho 2010 vich manu Nobel prise milna haga :laugh:
oye hoye mubarka fer tan  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 01:59:01 AM »
Quote from: тυ ∂ιѕ∂α on February 03, 2010, 12:00:58 AM
oye hoye mubarka fer tan  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
thank you g thank you :happy:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 02:02:05 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 03, 2010, 01:59:01 AM
thank you g thank you :happy:
party de hun :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 02:11:52 AM »
Quote from: тυ ∂ιѕ∂α on February 03, 2010, 02:02:05 AM
party de hun :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
party da ki roj party la  tu ma ana ik din chd. tu hisab rakhi ja parties da. saria de jania :happy:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 02:23:43 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 03, 2010, 02:11:52 AM
party da ki roj party la  tu ma ana ik din chd. tu hisab rakhi ja parties da. saria de jania :happy:
oye baLLEik page te likh laini aa fer tan  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:

fer gin gin ke laoungi :balle: :balle: :balle:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 02:32:58 AM »
Quote from: тυ ∂ιѕ∂α on February 03, 2010, 02:23:43 AM
oye baLLEik page te likh laini aa fer tan  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:

fer gin gin ke laoungi :balle: :balle: :balle:
apni puri family le aai be shak. nani b bula li. onu b party de dauga. ode dand haga real ja denture lagaia haga?
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2010, 02:35:25 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 03, 2010, 02:32:58 AM
apni puri family le aai be shak. nani b bula li. onu b party de dauga. ode dand haga real ja denture lagaia haga?
hahhahaha nah nah ji meharbani tu keh dita ohi bohat aa.... ma tan majak krdi aa :pagel:
nani ne hune dand kadvaye aa.. ageh ale dand tan hege h nahi aa :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolzzz
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2010, 06:13:44 PM »
Quote from: тυ ∂ιѕ∂α on February 03, 2010, 02:35:25 AM
hahhahaha nah nah ji meharbani tu keh dita ohi bohat aa.... ma tan majak krdi aa :pagel:
nani ne hune dand kadvaye aa.. ageh ale dand tan hege h nahi aa :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolzzz
ik buda budi hage dono ik denture set use krde. pehla buda kha lenda pher budi  :laugh: kanjoos :lost:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2010, 06:14:54 PM »
CEILLING FAN KIDE UTTE DIGG GYA
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2010, 06:15:55 PM »
Quote from: *• » Pυяє_Pσιѕση « •* on February 03, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
CEILLING FAN KIDE UTTE DIGG GYA
lgda joke samj ni aaya :laugh:
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2010, 06:21:38 PM »
hahahaa funni
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Re: Ceiling Fan
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2010, 06:25:00 PM »
ahah me ta heamsha hi hasidi rehndi aa
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