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Bush and Bin Laden
« on: January 17, 2010, 02:03:07 AM »
Bin Laden and Pres. George W. Bush agree to meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process.   When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Bin Laden's chair.   They begin talking.

After about five minutes Bin Laden presses the first button.   A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Bin Laden laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed.    This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.

Again Bin Laden laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.   "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly says.   "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Bin Laden flies to the United States for talks.   As the two men sit down, Bin Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation.   They begin talking and George presses the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens.

George snickers but they continue talking.

A few minutes later he presses the second button.   Bin Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens.   Bush roars with laughter.

They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Bin Laden jumps up again, but again nothing happen.

Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Bin Laden.   "I'm going back to Afghanistan!!"

George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"

 
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:03:07 AM »

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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 12:18:47 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: tears n my eyes :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 11:29:19 AM »
Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 19, 2010, 12:18:47 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: tears n my eyes :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 11:15:30 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 19, 2010, 11:29:19 AM
i luv dis one :happy:
:pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: n i luv dis  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2010, 07:54:41 PM »
Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 19, 2010, 11:15:30 PM
:pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: n i luv dis  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
laal jeebh manu sachi eda lagda jida dracula di bhen hondi tu happy0045
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2010, 11:41:09 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 21, 2010, 07:54:41 PM
laal jeebh manu sachi eda lagda jida dracula di bhen hondi tu happy0045
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: meaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 06:23:14 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 21, 2010, 11:41:09 PM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: meaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
u shud rather howl  :lost:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 01:58:34 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 24, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
u shud rather howl  :lost:
hehheheheheh nah ma tan meaow h kehna aa
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2010, 05:47:39 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: do spammer   :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 06:00:09 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 25, 2010, 01:58:34 AM
hehheheheheh nah ma tan meaow h kehna aa
meoowwww ta tari bhen ha Mano
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2010, 06:01:30 AM »
Quote from: тнє ѕσυℓ мαтє™ on January 25, 2010, 05:47:39 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: do spammer   :hehe: :hehe:
None of us spam  :lost:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2010, 06:39:37 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 25, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
meoowwww ta tari bhen ha Mano
acha shoto meaow aa menu tan pata h n c  :pagel:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2010, 07:23:22 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 25, 2010, 06:39:37 AM
acha shoto meaow aa menu tan pata h n c  :pagel:
lol manu ta e b ni pta shoto koun a ta mano koun aa. guess a mano manmoniye nu kende jeri aj kal mast te alarh hagi :lost:
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2010, 07:29:08 AM »
lol ..

bush got sme hard shots
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Re: Bush and Bin Laden
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 10:42:45 AM »
Quote from: ► ਦੇ Ƨ i ◄  ® on January 25, 2010, 07:29:08 AM
lol ..

bush got sme hard shots
Laden got treated wid harder
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