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Brain Transplant
« on: May 18, 2010, 11:40:25 PM »

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.

But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"Standard pricing practice," said the doctor.

"Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used." :happy:
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Brain Transplant
« on: May 18, 2010, 11:40:25 PM »

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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 04:40:25 AM »
LoL.

all the men are sitting there pretending they understand. :P
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2010, 04:56:02 AM »
Rare and Antique commodities always fetch more prices. It is a distorted  version of an old joke. It is more like a hurt ego. :happy:
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2010, 08:33:27 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on May 19, 2010, 04:56:02 AM
Rare and Antique commodities always fetch more prices. It is a distorted  version of an old joke. It is more like a hurt ego. :happy:

 :shhh: ur hurting more  :happy:
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2010, 07:55:26 PM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€47 on May 19, 2010, 08:33:27 AM
:shhh: ur hurting more  :happy:
m king of scarcasm.
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2010, 07:57:57 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on May 19, 2010, 04:56:02 AM
Rare and Antique commodities always fetch more prices. It is a distorted  version of an old joke. It is more like a hurt ego. :happy:

and  ur comment is more like Defence mechanism  :happy:
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 08:00:57 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on May 19, 2010, 07:55:26 PM
m king of scarcasm.
what was that sign for sarcasm  :wait:
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 10:20:10 PM »
ahhha just love it ...i think market value of all pj users brains will be approx around 8000000 cuz i assume that no-one never used it lol =)) =)) =)) :hehe: :hehe:
cuz 90% of ppl copy paste stuff on pj lol :Laugh: :Laugh:
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 10:21:58 PM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€47 on May 19, 2010, 08:00:57 PM
what was that sign for sarcasm  :wait:
well it resembled an egg shaped circle open at one end with a dot in center. more line an ear.
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Re: Brain Transplant
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 11:36:29 PM »
whao..this is really cool...but i am against partiality over based sex differences.. :happy: :wait:
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