Author Topic: BOLI BY MODREN PUNJABI GIRL TO BOY........... (Read 15647 times)

$$MaStaNa$$ · « **on:** January 30, 2008, 09:08:15 PM »

BOLI BY MODREN PUNJABI GIRL TO BOY

Baari Barsi Khattan geya khat ke leyan di 'BUS'.. :;)

Mai kuri Sony Ericsion warge te tu Nokia 3310... Balle; Balle;

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 30, 2008, 09:08:15 PM »

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:13:11 AM »

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sohnikudi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:56:48 AM »

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Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:49:09 AM »

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

$$MaStaNa$$ · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:05:10 PM »

wa guru waa guru .....kena hasdeya eh kureya......mera hasa band ho geyaa... :;)[/i]

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2008, 09:39:50 PM »

Quote from: jadomera.lakkhilda on January 31, 2008, 08:51:28 AM

One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and the sardar denied simply saying that - "in our family we marry only with our relatives: my grandfather married my grandmother, my mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi, my sister married my jijajee, my uncle married my aunt and so on. so please excuse me."

what the **** is the point of this joke... these sick jokes are made by people who think sardars are a joke, sadi anakh te waar karde aa... please don't spread such bullshit. thank you.

Khulla darha te sir utte pagh khalsa ji
akha de vich gerat dikhe alag khalsa ji
Nai lukaya lukda vai, ankha da yaar kharha
vich hazara dis pehnda kulla SARDAR kharha

Singhan ne sardari badle kasht sahareya ae
kalley kalley vaal de badle sirran nu vareya ae
naal thaath de esey layi pagh da hakdar kharha
vich hazara dikh pehnde, kulla SARDAR kharha

-- manmohan waris (Ghar Hun Kitni Ku Doore)

Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2008, 12:36:30 AM »

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm admin is in gussa so dot post lolz oh i was ganan say nic line keep it up admin

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2008, 04:29:35 AM »

firstly i would say sorry..but admin me also belong to sardar family ok..i know my values ..but if this sick joke hurts thn sorryy

Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2008, 05:09:09 AM »

yaar gussa na karo kk jus chil out nd have fun admin ji gussa na karo sath laye changa nahi hunda lolz

Pangeybaz Ashu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:19:29 AM »

Garmi ke din the Baankelaal ka gala sukh raha tha. Lekin Baankelaal bacteria se bahot darta tha.
Ek din usse kitchen mein dekhker uski patni boli : Kya kar rahe ho ?
Baankelaal : Dhanda paani peene ka mann kar raha hai. Isliye barf ke tukde ubaal raha hoon hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)

$$MaStaNa$$ · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:29:26 AM »

lai gal ketho shuru hoyee te kethe pounch gayee....... sad;> huh1: w39:

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2008, 10:48:50 PM »

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

$$MaStaNa$$ · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2008, 06:16:16 PM »

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi (suicide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2008, 11:13:46 AM »

hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih nic keep it up hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

$$MaStaNa$$ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:07:46 PM »

neee ena naa hass huh1:.....je tu charayee kar gayee rabb:) te looka ne mera gal pharna aa kee.... sad;> Pagel:) :;)

Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:47:18 AM »

velly dfa hunya teri ini changi kismat nahi jahda mato ini jaldi shut java lolzz tanu nal la ka maru kamli lolzzzzzzzzzzz

PuNjAbAn_KuRhI · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2008, 03:11:10 PM »

hih hih hih hih hih hih hih lolz

╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2008, 12:42:20 PM »

ahahahahhahahahahahahaah nic keep it up

Punjaban.Jatti · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:34:29 AM »

ik waar na ik baba hunda aa..
ohda na mastbaba c oh kehnda aa lokkon meri seva karo, meri pooja karo.. ik banda kehnda baba ji tusi ki eme da karta ke asi thonnu poojiye? baba kehnda kanjaron... ik waar main ik burrhi de bhoot kaddhan geya si, bhoot ta kaddhe nahi burrhi kadd leyaya baba

ƁΔƘΓΔ · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2008, 02:27:10 AM »

hahahahaha reminds me of that Chamkila song:

chamkila: Santa ne payi feri, rahe vasdi nagri teri
amarjyot: ik arz suno ji meri, ik arz suno ji meri
chamkila: bibi anterdheyaan hoke das tere kol ki hai
amarjyot: baba ji mere kol tan hai nahi
chamkila: bibi koi pateya purana kapra hove
amarjyot: baba ji oh vini hegaaaa
chamkila: bibi fer tun ehthey ki kardi aa, chal santan de naal

hahahaha

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