Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

:laugh: :laugh: karlo gheo nu bhanda

:laugh: :laugh: hass pea pr samj ni aai ki likya tu

hahhahah matalb karn kush gea c ho kush gea :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

khoda pahad nikala chuha  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

bibi lgda tu pnjbi vich Phd kiti :wait:

ahhahahahah oo ju idiot ma punjaban aa.. ahen desi :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean:

manu pta

fer kahnu puchda

: ma kado puchia appe dassi jandi.

sadean tu gal chaki ma rakhi  :pagel:

: kr lo ghare nu bhanda :laugh: eh keri pnjabi hoi

hahahhahah menu pagal kar deina es munde ne :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ghare nu bhanda n hunda aa

hahahahahha

gheo nu bhanda hunda aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

chlo gheo ni si eh keri punjabi ho gi ma ta kadi ni paria kita

hahhahahahh avde relative nu puchi kisi nu ki hunda aa GHEO NU BHANDA  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

: manu kehn gey munda nu ki ho gaya? chnga bhla c kal tak ta :laugh: ma ni puchda kise nu

nah puch  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

ni papa kolo puch lauga pher tenu mtlab dassuga  :laugh: :laugh: ona di pnjabi tere vergi ghaint aaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hahahhaha uncle kolo puch lai.. jad tu puchna nah ohne ne kehna raga karlo gheo nu bhanda  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:

tu jandi ni aje ona nu. ruk ma fone ker ke puchda pher tenu daasda