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Bill!
« on: May 20, 2011, 07:47:00 PM »
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand: "But we do need to know how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun. "I'm afraid I cannot, Sister." "Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun questioned sternly. "Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered: "But she's a humble spinster  nun." "Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters -- they are married to God." "Wonderful," said Smith: "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law." :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Bill!
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Re: Bill!
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 05:48:17 AM »
 :loll:
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Re: Bill!
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 03:53:00 PM »
 :laugh:
banda chalaak aa
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Re: Bill!
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 05:50:32 PM »
hja kal bharya phne ta lol
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Re: Bill!
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 04:39:38 AM »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Re: Bill!
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2012, 06:25:46 AM »
Quote from: Yo Yo ToXiC! on September 23, 2012, 04:39:38 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Hey mate, you back?
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