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Banta: Santa u'll die.
« on: October 01, 2007, 12:41:17 PM »
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform
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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 08:19:46 PM »
hahahahhahaha

Santa de gal te sahi haigi
kye baar eddan deyan jagha te announcements bahout funny hundiya

I like the way MTA warnm for arriving trains
Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen...

if u ever been to NYC subway ssystem u will know wat i mean
i just love it the way they say it 

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 08:37:10 PM »
bakwaas joke

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 08:38:56 PM »
keu samaj nahi laggi bai  :dnk:

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 08:48:39 PM »
nai bai joke bakwaas lageya,, gal jee nee bani

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 08:50:46 PM »
oh platform te khade c
anoucement hoi gaddi platform te, ess lai oss ney rail track te dai mari keuki
he thinks gaddi rail track te nahi platform te aouni  :dnk:

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 08:57:06 PM »
oh mama samj aa gi c menu joke bakwaas lageya tu taa veyakhyaa karn lagg geya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 09:03:53 PM »
oh mama samj aa gi c menu joke bakwaas lageya tu taa veyakhyaa karn lagg geya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hahahaha

good one
"veyakhayaa"

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 09:07:02 PM »
aho bai mai keha kite tu kathaa vachak ta nai :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

par ek gal aa hon hassa aa geya mann ge

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 04:07:05 AM »
bakwaas joke


vir ji ik simmilar jiha joke ha ..shayed eh changa lagg jave


There was this news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at the station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen? 


Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves, The announcement was misleading the train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up.

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 04:19:31 AM »
nt so funny.

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 06:21:06 AM »

vir ji ik simmilar jiha joke ha ..shayed eh changa lagg jave


There was this news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at the station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen? 


Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves, The announcement was misleading the train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up.

bai tu boparai aa so pushan di lod nee, hai taa tu b sardaar,, plzz thoda kheal kari da hunda post karn wele,, koi v cummunity jokes na post kareya karo,, joke odo he funny lagda jado kise nu hasave,, jado kise nu hurt kare oh joke nee reh janda, hope u get the point ssa

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Re: Banta: Santa u'll die.
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 07:20:59 PM »

 

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