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Title: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 27, 2009, 06:29:39 PM
Think you have a bad day? Look at these true stories...

And think again: Maybe things aren't so bad:

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from tree hugging onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now! Your day's not so bad, is it?
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Jhanda_Amli on November 27, 2009, 10:49:10 PM
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6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


Holy mac...
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 27, 2009, 11:55:13 PM


Holy mac...
strange but true :happy:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: _noXiouS_ on November 29, 2009, 06:23:10 PM

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
 
    - oh my  :surp:


6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    - awesome, that's what you get  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 29, 2009, 10:50:59 PM
2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
 
    - oh my  :surp:


6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    - awesome, that's what you get  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
a punjabi adage " jo beejna so hi vadna"
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on November 29, 2009, 11:22:12 PM
last nite i saw newyork
its terrible  :sad:

bad day-9/11  :sad:

poor john menu tan rona aa gea

i hate FBI  :angr:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 29, 2009, 11:50:14 PM
last nite i saw newyork
its terrible  :sad:

bad day-9/11  :sad:

poor john menu tan rona aa gea

i hate FBI  :angr:
pagal banadi menu :lost: ik rat vich newyork dekh ke aagai. jaan lai 3 din aan lai 3 din te 3 din jet lag. punjab vich rehndi ki NJ vich :lost: john koun? tera bf?
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on November 29, 2009, 11:51:51 PM
pagal banadi menu :lost: ik rat vich newyork dekh ke aagai. jaan lai 3 din aan lai 3 din te 3 din jet lag. punjab vich rehndi ki NJ vich :lost: john koun? tera bf?
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ma newyork movie di gal kar rai aa
 :marro: :marro: :marro:

te john actor aa

marja marja marjaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 30, 2009, 12:24:15 AM
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ma newyork movie di gal kar rai aa
 :marro: :marro: :marro:

te john actor aa

marja marja marjaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro:
ooooooooooo menu ki pata newyork movie b haigi te john actor b haiga, koi desi christian lagda?
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on November 30, 2009, 12:27:02 AM
ooooooooooo menu ki pata newyork movie b haigi te john actor b haiga, koi desi christian lagda?
omgggggggggggggg tenu john n ptaaaaaaaaaaa  :surp: :surp: :marro: :marro: :marro:

marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ve dafa honiyea hez damn hot stud n india :love: :love:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on November 30, 2009, 07:49:29 PM
omgggggggggggggg tenu john n ptaaaaaaaaaaa  :surp: :surp: :marro: :marro: :marro:

marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ve dafa honiyea hez damn hot stud n india :love: :love:

dekh li ohdi pic net te :lost: ik akh badi te ik choti hai bari ghati choice hai teri
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on November 30, 2009, 11:20:06 PM
dekh li ohdi pic net te :lost: ik akh badi te ik choti hai bari ghati choice hai teri
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meri choice nu ghatiyea kehan alea
india di adhi janta mardi aa es te tu ehnuuuuuu
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 01, 2009, 01:49:29 AM
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meri choice nu ghatiyea kehan alea
india di adhi janta mardi aa es te tu ehnuuuuuu
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
pagal haigi jnta sab bhed chal es lai india bckward haiga...kise di independent soch hi ni
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 01, 2009, 01:55:39 AM
pagal haigi jnta sab bhed chal es lai india bckward haiga...kise di independent soch hi ni
sonnen tu nah hun kut kha laini aa mere kolo :angr:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 01, 2009, 07:44:18 AM
sonnen tu nah hun kut kha laini aa mere kolo :angr:
sachi yar menu jama changa ni laga us nalo wakeup Sid wala mund sona :happy:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 01, 2009, 11:02:42 PM
sachi yar menu jama changa ni laga us nalo wakeup Sid wala mund sona :happy:
theek aa ji tu pasand karke v karna aa
kudi pasand kar tu galat track te nah ja  :loll:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 01:45:45 AM
theek aa ji tu pasand karke v karna aa
kudi pasand kar tu galat track te nah ja  :loll:
khoti na hove :lost:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 01:48:38 AM
khoti na hove :lost:
hahahahha tu khota  :loll:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
hahahahha tu khota  :loll:
sorry khoti kehn da
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 01:52:48 AM
sorry khoti kehn da
sory kiyu :lost:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 01:54:01 AM
sory kiyu :lost:
glat bolia
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 01:56:53 AM
glat bolia
khoti galat tan n hunda i guess  :lost:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 02:00:23 AM
khoti galat tan n hunda i guess  :lost:
not gud to call some gal khoti
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 02:01:27 AM
not gud to call some gal khoti
aheemmmm menu nahi c pta
par ma tan tenu khota keh skdi aa :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
aheemmmm menu nahi c pta
par ma tan tenu khota keh skdi aa :hehe: :hehe:
jo dil anda kaho g mein bura nu manda
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 02:11:30 AM
jo dil anda kaho g mein bura nu manda
ma v nahi mandi..tusi v jo marji kavo
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 05:39:40 AM
ma v nahi mandi..tusi v jo marji kavo
kuria de mamle vich mein 112% nonvoilent banda
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 06:12:15 AM
kuria de mamle vich mein 112% nonvoilent banda
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :wait:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 06:13:31 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :wait:
kuria ta bechari gau hundia  (u excluded)
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 06:14:46 AM
kuria ta bechari gau hundia  (u excluded)
oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 06:25:15 AM
oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
:happy: lady dracula
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 06:28:11 AM
:happy: lady dracula
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 06:34:37 AM
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
khun chusan vali churail :laugh:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 06:35:31 AM
khun chusan vali churail :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol :hehe: :hehe: dar fer mere kolo hasda kiyu aa
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 06:36:42 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol :hehe: :hehe: dar fer mere kolo hasda kiyu aa
roz roz dekhn nu ni na mildi, es krke hasa aa gaya
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 06:46:31 AM
roz roz dekhn nu ni na mildi, es krke hasa aa gaya
:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 06:49:28 AM
:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
lol :laugh: tapdi dekh kida? :laugh:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 07:02:01 AM
lol :laugh: tapdi dekh kida? :laugh:
hale ma tenu bhaniyea n fer kahenga bhandi dekh kime aa  :marro:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 02, 2009, 07:09:20 AM
hale ma tenu bhaniyea n fer kahenga bhandi dekh kime aa  :marro:
moti chamri meri tera gadasa blunt ho jana :lost:
Title: Re: Bad Day
Post by: Y "BB" on December 02, 2009, 07:14:38 AM
moti chamri meri tera gadasa blunt ho jana :lost:
mote khote ehne kush n hona   :hehe: :marro: