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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: SonnenKinder on November 27, 2009, 06:29:39 PM
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Think you have a bad day? Look at these true stories...
And think again: Maybe things aren't so bad:
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from tree hugging onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.
2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.
4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now! Your day's not so bad, is it?
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6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Holy mac...
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Holy mac...
strange but true :happy:
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2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
- oh my :surp:
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
- awesome, that's what you get :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
- oh my :surp:
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
- awesome, that's what you get :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
a punjabi adage " jo beejna so hi vadna"
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last nite i saw newyork
its terrible :sad:
bad day-9/11 :sad:
poor john menu tan rona aa gea
i hate FBI :angr:
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last nite i saw newyork
its terrible :sad:
bad day-9/11 :sad:
poor john menu tan rona aa gea
i hate FBI :angr:
pagal banadi menu :lost: ik rat vich newyork dekh ke aagai. jaan lai 3 din aan lai 3 din te 3 din jet lag. punjab vich rehndi ki NJ vich :lost: john koun? tera bf?
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pagal banadi menu :lost: ik rat vich newyork dekh ke aagai. jaan lai 3 din aan lai 3 din te 3 din jet lag. punjab vich rehndi ki NJ vich :lost: john koun? tera bf?
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ma newyork movie di gal kar rai aa
:marro: :marro: :marro:
te john actor aa
marja marja marjaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro:
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ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ma newyork movie di gal kar rai aa
:marro: :marro: :marro:
te john actor aa
marja marja marjaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro:
ooooooooooo menu ki pata newyork movie b haigi te john actor b haiga, koi desi christian lagda?
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ooooooooooo menu ki pata newyork movie b haigi te john actor b haiga, koi desi christian lagda?
omgggggggggggggg tenu john n ptaaaaaaaaaaa :surp: :surp: :marro: :marro: :marro:
marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ve dafa honiyea hez damn hot stud n india :love: :love:
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omgggggggggggggg tenu john n ptaaaaaaaaaaa :surp: :surp: :marro: :marro: :marro:
marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ve dafa honiyea hez damn hot stud n india :love: :love:
dekh li ohdi pic net te :lost: ik akh badi te ik choti hai bari ghati choice hai teri
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dekh li ohdi pic net te :lost: ik akh badi te ik choti hai bari ghati choice hai teri
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meri choice nu ghatiyea kehan alea
india di adhi janta mardi aa es te tu ehnuuuuuu
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meri choice nu ghatiyea kehan alea
india di adhi janta mardi aa es te tu ehnuuuuuu
ve tu marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
pagal haigi jnta sab bhed chal es lai india bckward haiga...kise di independent soch hi ni
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pagal haigi jnta sab bhed chal es lai india bckward haiga...kise di independent soch hi ni
sonnen tu nah hun kut kha laini aa mere kolo :angr:
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sonnen tu nah hun kut kha laini aa mere kolo :angr:
sachi yar menu jama changa ni laga us nalo wakeup Sid wala mund sona :happy:
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sachi yar menu jama changa ni laga us nalo wakeup Sid wala mund sona :happy:
theek aa ji tu pasand karke v karna aa
kudi pasand kar tu galat track te nah ja :loll:
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theek aa ji tu pasand karke v karna aa
kudi pasand kar tu galat track te nah ja :loll:
khoti na hove :lost:
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khoti na hove :lost:
hahahahha tu khota :loll:
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hahahahha tu khota :loll:
sorry khoti kehn da
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sorry khoti kehn da
sory kiyu :lost:
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sory kiyu :lost:
glat bolia
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glat bolia
khoti galat tan n hunda i guess :lost:
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khoti galat tan n hunda i guess :lost:
not gud to call some gal khoti
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not gud to call some gal khoti
aheemmmm menu nahi c pta
par ma tan tenu khota keh skdi aa :hehe: :hehe:
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aheemmmm menu nahi c pta
par ma tan tenu khota keh skdi aa :hehe: :hehe:
jo dil anda kaho g mein bura nu manda
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jo dil anda kaho g mein bura nu manda
ma v nahi mandi..tusi v jo marji kavo
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ma v nahi mandi..tusi v jo marji kavo
kuria de mamle vich mein 112% nonvoilent banda
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kuria de mamle vich mein 112% nonvoilent banda
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :wait:
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :wait:
kuria ta bechari gau hundia (u excluded)
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kuria ta bechari gau hundia (u excluded)
oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
:happy: lady dracula
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:happy: lady dracula
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
khun chusan vali churail :laugh:
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khun chusan vali churail :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol :hehe: :hehe: dar fer mere kolo hasda kiyu aa
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol :hehe: :hehe: dar fer mere kolo hasda kiyu aa
roz roz dekhn nu ni na mildi, es krke hasa aa gaya
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roz roz dekhn nu ni na mildi, es krke hasa aa gaya
:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
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:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
lol :laugh: tapdi dekh kida? :laugh:
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lol :laugh: tapdi dekh kida? :laugh:
hale ma tenu bhaniyea n fer kahenga bhandi dekh kime aa :marro:
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hale ma tenu bhaniyea n fer kahenga bhandi dekh kime aa :marro:
moti chamri meri tera gadasa blunt ho jana :lost:
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moti chamri meri tera gadasa blunt ho jana :lost:
mote khote ehne kush n hona :hehe: :marro: