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Astounding
« on: November 28, 2009, 06:46:16 PM »
Tillie and Millie, two old girl friends, met for lunch. "I married a
wealthy clothing manufacturer," announced Tillie, "and he bought me a
yacht for my birthday."

"Astounding!" said Millie.

"I have charge accounts in all the department stores," said Tillie.

"'Astounding!" said Millie.

"I have a drawer full of rubies and emeralds and my husband bought me a
twenty five carat diamond ring for our second anniversary," said Tillie.

"Astounding!" said Millie.

"Enough about me," said Tillie, "What have you been doing?"

"Oh," answered Millie, "I'm going to charm school."

"Really, what did you learn there?" asked Tillie.

"Well, for one thing, they taught me to say 'astounding'
instead of 'bullsh*t'," replied Millie.

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Astounding
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Re: Astounding
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 08:50:14 PM »
hahahaha  :laugh:


that makes sense :laugh:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 11:27:08 PM »
hahahaha  :laugh:


that makes sense :laugh:
Astounding :hehe:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 12:46:07 AM »
Astounding  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 07:43:15 PM »
Astounding  :hehe: :hehe:
u learnt somthing new :happy: neva say BS..say Astounding

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 11:33:37 PM »
u learnt somthing new :happy: neva say BS..say Astounding
y? :dnk:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 12:37:03 AM »

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 12:41:39 AM »
BS does not sound nice na :lost:
:pagel: i thought its A bachelor's degree in science

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 12:43:57 AM »
:pagel: i thought its A bachelor's degree in science
das B.Sc not BS :lost: u always guess wrong chote dimag wali kuri

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2009, 12:52:20 AM »
das B.Sc not BS :lost: u always guess wrong chote dimag wali kuri
tere kol vada hai nah thoda ja dede  :huhh:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2009, 12:56:47 AM »
tere kol vada hai nah thoda ja dede  :huhh:
market vich le lawo. ik banda nu lor pai dimag di. store vich kai dimag paye c. bade bade loka de dimag like einstein, freud, stalin, kennedy bla bla. price ranging bet 50-100 bucks..ik window vich ik chota jeha dimar peya c usdi price c 10,000 bucks. usne salesman kolo pucha ena mehnga dimag. kisda haiga?
salesman bola ik kuri da haiga. usne phir pucha bai ena mehnga kyo? salesman kehnda availability bhut ghat haigi..kise kise vich niklda :lost:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2009, 01:10:48 AM »
market vich le lawo. ik banda nu lor pai dimag di. store vich kai dimag paye c. bade bade loka de dimag like einstein, freud, stalin, kennedy bla bla. price ranging bet 50-100 bucks..ik window vich ik chota jeha dimar peya c usdi price c 10,000 bucks. usne salesman kolo pucha ena mehnga dimag. kisda haiga?
salesman bola ik kuri da haiga. usne phir pucha bai ena mehnga kyo? salesman kehnda availability bhut ghat haigi..kise kise vich niklda :lost:
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: ala ala alaaaaaaaaaaaaa :angr: :angr:

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Re: Astounding
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2009, 01:12:19 AM »
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: ala ala alaaaaaaaaaaaaa :angr: :angr:
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