An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right. The first man replied "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" He asked the second man. "Hmm.... let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed." as he turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I'd shit in my pants!" He got the job!
 

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haye oo rabba....marjane nah hon tan  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

vaise keha tan rite aa  :pagel: :pagel:

seekh lau interview dena :happy:

hanji hanji atheo pardi aa

menu jawab bade ghaint lage
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ummmmm
vaise ma ik jawab deva..
jad tenu fasi dein lagagi...
eh v fatafat 1 sec ch ho hana
tenu pta h n lagna kad toh rabb kol pohanch jana te menu pta n lagna ma kad trigger dab deina  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

howz mah answer???? :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

Lame  :hehe:

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:happy: jhoti flattering ni kar skda mein

sachi v n kr skda tu  :huhh:

jado taref karn wali gal honi mein ape kar deni

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chalo je kal PJ te hoi taan sara din tareef karuga. ki yaad karegi kise dilwala naal pala peya c...tere lai jhoot b bol lana

te nale kal ki aa??
tera janamdin  :pagel:

mera janamdin tan sari duniya manadi. tere janmdin da tan tenu b nai patai hunda.

aho tu tan pardhan laga aa nah sari duniyea manundi aa ehda janamdin huuh marda aa gala  :huhh:

nai yaar janamdin 1st jan da haiga taan New year taan duniya manda hi haiga na

fer aida bol nah...rabb ne ajooba bhejiyea c 1 jan 1986 nu  :pagel: :pagel:

te rabb dar gea..ki ah ma ki kar betha... :dnk: :dnk:
fer ohne menu 9 oct 1986 avtar le ke bhej dita.....


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:happy: avtaar v kada desi yanken da

aho rabb kehnda bibi tu bibi ban ke sare mundiyea nu beba banuna aa
 :marro: :marro:
te mere hath ch aa gandasa fara dita
ki je koi jada khange ohnu nal h tu tanghe  :marro: :marro: :marro:





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samjhe