A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”

The Manager replied, “Which one? We have, ‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for $19.95 …

‘Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95 …

‘Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 …

‘Barbie goes to the beach’ for $19.95…

‘Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for $19.95 …

and ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $375.00.”

“Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?” Dad asked surprised.

“Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s House, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat and Ken’s furniture.”

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: gud aa

tusi gud aa kah ke menu kise divorcee naal marriage karn lai motivate kar rahe ho :lost:

karla fer faida tan tera h aa :hehe: :hehe:

2nd hand cheez ni lenda mein :laugh:

2nd hand cheej kaim hundi aa trust me

apni slah apne kol rakh :lost:

nah man :laugh:

ta pher kise hor nu de

okie  :huhh: jada nah ban huuh :huhh:

6 feet da ban gaya hor jada ki bana

wowwwwwwww 6 feet da aa tu   :wow: :wow:

je edda hi gadasa chalda reha ta jaldi 3 ft da ban jana :happy:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:lol nah nah buge ehna julam n ma krdi
ageh tere vrge munde ghat h dikhde aa
nahi tan sare 5 5 foot de reh gauye aa :pagel:

punjabi ta ni dekhia oi 5.5 foot to ghat

oo nah yara ore chd bade chote chote munde ne.... jama bekar lagde aa..sohne bhave jive hon height toh mar kha jande aa...mere tan vaise jine v ache frnd aa 6 6 foot de aa... menu 5 inch di heel pauni paindi aa :pagel: :pagel:

heel di ki lor. gadasa tuhade kol hai. sab nu 6-6 inch vadh ke chota kar deo :happy: not a big deal

hahahahahhahahah lol han eh tan ma bhul h gai  :hehe: :hehe:

naal koi chota badda ni rahuga  :happy: saare iko jehe kar deo

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: par menu tan  lame munde h pasand aa so no gandasa

waheguru tuanu koi lamma munda hi deve

tere muh ch ghee shakar  :hehe:

: teek hai kite gol gapa kehndi hune hi si si shuru ho jani c

hahahhaha nah nah golgappa khava ke ghee te shakkar aa

oh papaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mera cousn aa chota jeha 3 yrs da
ohnu ma kehni aa bol golgappa

oh bolda aa oh papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

ohde papa gol ni hone kinwe bole

hahahhahahahah hey rabba tu marjaaaaa :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

rabb jee is di eh gal na manio baki saria puri kar do

hhahhahaha oo sach nah man bethi..majak krdi aa,,jeounda vasda reh  :rabb:

serious na ho..mein kehra teri property share karni jehra tu mere baare edda sochegi..majak no majak hi samjho :happy:

oo ja tu prayer v n lai skda huuh :huhh: :huhh: jada banda aaa :huhh:

haan mere vaste kis ne pray karna..mein aape kar lenda :happy:

ma kiti tu kehnda le lai :huhh: ja bhaj ja

babe di mehr hai ji bina mange sab de ditta ohna ne..kise kolo mang ke ki laina..bhanwe prayer hi hove :lost:

dis is rude
chale jive tenu lage  :oftopic:

sardarni nu gussa kyon anda :lost:

gussa nah h chadda tan vadiyea..... aukha ho jana

mein ni hunda auka :happy: