Out All Night Drinking
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says
that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and
at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door
and up the stairs.
When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
"So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"How did you know?" he asks.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

 : : : : even if his legs did fucntion, hona ta ehi haal si  :hehe:

shrabia da bura haal. sharab p ke wife nu v kehnde "Bhen je tuhanu kite dekhia"

hehehhehe hor pe hor pe  :hehe: :hehe:

uncle jee di gall c eho :laugh:

sachi  :pagel:

jhooth bolna ni sikhia ma :lost:

ACHA JI

we finns are most honest ppz on earth :happy:

theek aa ji

ajj har gal nal jee :

hanji

ajj theek ni lagdi :lost:

theek aa ji

eni baar jee na teri tabiyat teek ni sachi :

nahi ji ma theek aa

menu lgda iko bar bomb phtna hun :laugh:

nah ji nah enj kush n hona

pher gadasa sharp karn lai bejia hona :lost: