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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: SonnenKinder on January 07, 2010, 06:08:29 PM

Title: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 07, 2010, 06:08:29 PM: Smith and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot.

Suddenly Mrs. Smith realized that a young man was about to propose.

Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them."

Smith said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me."
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 08, 2010, 12:08:30 AM: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 06:57:16 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 12:08:30 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
mere dost haige manu warn krn wale :happy:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 08, 2010, 06:58:39 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 06:57:16 AM
mere dost haige manu warn krn wale :happy:
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kudiyea ched de fer tu malatb :wait: paapi :hehe: :hehe: :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:01:08 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 06:58:39 AM
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kudiyea ched de fer tu malatb :wait: paapi :hehe: :hehe: :laugh:
:surp: ma ni ched da kuria. i got manners dudette.
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 08, 2010, 07:02:36 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:01:08 AM
:surp: ma ni ched da kuria. i got manners dudette.
hhehehehhe lol fer theek aa ma tan ched di aa munde :hehe: :hehe:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:05:34 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 07:02:36 AM
hhehehehhe lol fer theek aa ma tan ched di aa munde :hehe: :hehe:
simple, u dun hv manners then :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 08, 2010, 10:59:47 PM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:05:34 AM
simple, u dun hv manners then :laugh:
:huhh: :huhh: huuhh
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Pυηנαвι Pяιη¢єѕѕ on January 09, 2010, 10:37:27 AM: :loll: :loll: :loll:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 09:29:13 PM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 10:59:47 PM
:huhh: :huhh: huuhh
:loll: jado pta ni lagda ki bolna ta eda monh bana lendi>>>>>> :huhh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 09:30:10 PM: Quote from: Pυηנαвι Pяιη¢єѕѕ on January 09, 2010, 10:37:27 AM
:loll: :loll: :loll:
bas :loll: :loll: PJ par akar batien banana bhi bhool gai :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: _Beast_ on January 09, 2010, 09:32:24 PM: Mr.Smith yaar ki apne bra nu marva ditta :dnk:
akhir ik banda he bande de kam aounda :happy:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 09:34:31 PM: Quote from: PENDU on January 09, 2010, 09:32:24 PM
Mr.Smith yaar ki apne bra nu marva ditta :dnk:
akhir ik banda he bande de kam aounda :happy:
selfish nikla je koi janani hondi one bacha lena c es situation to
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 10, 2010, 11:50:55 PM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
:loll: jado pta ni lagda ki bolna ta eda monh bana lendi>>>>>> :huhh:
han bana laini aa tenu ki huuhh :huhh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 02:30:43 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 10, 2010, 11:50:55 PM
han bana laini aa tenu ki huuhh :huhh:
aaho manu ki bana jida tera dil krda :happy:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 11, 2010, 02:47:56 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 02:30:43 AM
aaho manu ki bana jida tera dil krda :happy:
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :nurse: :nurse: :nurse: hahahahh ah dekh tikka lagda :nurse: :nurse: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 04:24:05 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 11, 2010, 02:47:56 AM
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :nurse: :nurse: :nurse: hahahahh ah dekh tikka lagda :nurse: :nurse: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
tikka ta married landia
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 11, 2010, 04:27:56 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 04:24:05 AM
tikka ta married landia
marja tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
injection di gal krdi aa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
kush n ho skda tera

hahahhaha
meri mann tu nordic nah h vyah karai...bada tang hou bechari... te duji gal teri mom nu samjh n auna kudi ki bol gai... becharea dona janea lad v n paan gea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: ★raman preet is back★ on January 11, 2010, 04:37:35 AM: :wait: :wait: :wait:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 04:40:35 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 11, 2010, 04:27:56 AM
marja tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
injection di gal krdi aa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
kush n ho skda tera

hahahhaha
meri mann tu nordic nah h vyah karai...bada tang hou bechari... te duji gal teri mom nu samjh n auna kudi ki bol gai... becharea dona janea lad v n paan gea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oi ki hoi tenu jera injection lgna peya?
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 11, 2010, 04:47:57 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 04:40:35 AM
oi ki hoi tenu jera injection lgna peya?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kush n ho skda tera :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 05:04:49 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 11, 2010, 04:47:57 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kush n ho skda tera :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
aape kendi injection laga :lost:
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 11, 2010, 05:05:48 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 05:04:49 AM
aape kendi injection laga :lost:
haye oyeeeeeeeee ma marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 05:07:42 AM: Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 11, 2010, 05:05:48 AM
haye oyeeeeeeeee ma marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yaar sida sida das tere health teek aa na?
Title: Re: Alarming Whistle
Post by: Y "BB" on January 11, 2010, 05:16:52 AM: Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 11, 2010, 05:07:42 AM
yaar sida sida das tere health teek aa na?
meri ungali ch kush ho gea :sad: