This is from Mintoo in The Great Punjabi Comedy Show on ETC Alpha Punjabi Channel....
If you know the traditional Mirza chaal of Bhangra, read it in that rhythm (its actually a song).

Munda:
ve mein munda ajj de college da
meriyan jeban wich feem
ni main nasha vi koi nahio chadd-da
bhaven hove iodex di cream
main roj roj nahio naavnda
jehda marzi laley sakeeem
eh ha eh haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
toooo nananan tooo nananan

kudi:
haye ve main vi kudi college'ch hostel di
nahio tere nalon ghat
menu vi jo kuch marzi labhje
do minta'ch lehni aa main chattt
haye ve main vi roj nahio naunvdi
munh te creama lehni aa thapp
eh haaaa ehhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
eh toonan nonono toonan nonono