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Admi te Tota
« on: August 14, 2012, 06:52:43 AM »
by harmeets1991:

ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.

admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..

who r u??

tota:- i m parrot.

admi:- tum kaun ho??

toata:- main tota hu.

admi:- tu kaun hai??

tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar kahe  samjh ni aaunda.  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
« Last Edit: August 14, 2012, 06:10:46 PM by Grenade Singh »

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2012, 06:56:14 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:    tu kida aaj hass peya aaundeya hi joke :hehe:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2012, 07:02:24 AM »
ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.

admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..

who r u??

tota:- i m parrot.

admi:- tum kaun ho??

toata:- main tota hu.

admi:- tu kaun hai??

tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar kahe  samjh ni aaunda.  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
kyu tu ban hona bai forum ch abuse kari jana  :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 07:06:03 AM »
grenade singh kehnda teri maa da khasam   pinder ne keha c thodi bhen di bas adha oh bann karta :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 07:25:51 AM »
grenade singh kehnda teri maa da khasam   pinder ne keha c thodi bhen di bas adha oh bann karta :D:
sahi keha... mere kol power nhi ... nhi ta main permanent BAN kr dena c  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 07:36:39 AM »
je mere hath ministri power hundi main isnu taajiraate hind de hsaab naal enhu ghatto ghatt 12 saala layi ander kra dena c is sharamnaak act karke :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 07:37:43 AM »
na ..aida da kum nhi krna... ghatto ghat umar kaid ta dewo  :D: :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2012, 07:44:18 AM »
ehde te ta do paaseyo case ik oh janvaara de adhikaar valeya valo eh bejubaan janvaara de mooha cho gaala kadva reha :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2012, 07:53:01 AM »
nale galan v maa di kda reha  :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2012, 08:00:54 AM »
maa dia gala kadva reha bejubaan janvaara to te PJ SARPANCH nu dekh eh sab padhke kina fakar mehsoos hoeya oh kina khush a :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 08:02:21 AM »
je apne wicho koi hunda... ta fatafat BAN krna c isne.... hun ta bda khush ho reha   :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2012, 08:04:23 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:    tu kida aaj hass peya aaundeya hi joke :hehe:

HUN TA AIN KHUSH A TUSI DBAARA DEKH SAKDE HO SAARE JAANE :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2012, 08:07:49 AM »
dhidh wich hun ta wtt painde hssde de..... je apa post krde fer mint ni launa c ban nu   :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2012, 08:22:42 AM »
HUN TA POORA KHUSH A KEHNDA BHAMA 1 2 MAA BHEN DIA GAALA HOR KADDLA :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2012, 08:28:56 AM »
hun ta pura sath deo sare grenade da ... iss gande joke te

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je apa is gande jihe joke ..jis wich maa di gaal kdi gyi a... utte na bolde.. fer sare staff ne waah waah krde firna c ... sarea ne like krna c  :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2012, 08:32:31 AM »
HUN NU TA 6 7 LIKE A JAANE C AH SARPANCH TA NI INA KHUSH A 3 4 IDS TO AAKE TA ENHE HI LIKE KAR DENA C :D:
HUN PAR POOSHA NAAL VEHDA HOONJ K BEH GAYE A :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2012, 08:35:46 AM »
aho dujian nu ta ih  bahut kehnda ki FAKE ID bnayi a
3-4 ID ta kallia isdia chldia.: BAN SPECIALIST, PUNJABI CINEMA, ik TIGER ...

hun jwab nhi hona is kol  :D: :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2012, 07:10:41 PM »
tusi na jeen deo kise nu v :D: :D: :D:

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2012, 08:24:17 PM »
yesika ji tried to post the same joke:

Quote
activity stream post:

ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi  aur punjabi bolta tha.
admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
who r u??
tota:- i m parrot.

admi:- tum kaun ho??
toata:- main tota hu.

admi:- tu kaun hai??
tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda.........




(sorry guys..don't mind....it's just a joke.. )

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Re: Admi te Tota
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2012, 11:08:35 PM »
tusi patandaro ki tain tain layi phirde o?  Mein gal kiti 2-3 waari pinder naal, ohne app mere naal maneya ban baarey.
Je jehra ban hoyaa.. ohnu koyi takleef nahi hegi. Pher thonu tappan di ki lorh a?

Pinder di life bhot sudhar gayi a, mundye ne hun Medicine (protein powder) leh leya, te gym diyan geyriyaan laundaa. Mundey di sehat sehat sudhar rahi a pj ton binna.
Hun ohdi life di tarrakki te tusi patandaro jallo naa. Mundey nu shad do, oh ais time khush hega ban naalon.

 

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