This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice
from above
"You will live to be 100."
She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to
be 100."
Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more
years to live!
So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head
to toe.
When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and
went up to heaven.
She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have
had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?".
God said: "I didn't recognize you".

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
haye oo rabba  :laugh: :laugh:

dil tod dita buddi da  :pagel:

budhi nu ki lor si enna badalan di bechara rabb b ni pehchn sakia

hahhahahahahah

nushkan kara dita bebe da  :laugh: :laugh:

vadu 40 saal budhi rah ke kat lendi ta ki fark penda c

budha pasand aa gea hona ohnu koi  :pagel: :pagel:

ta budhi rehndi na ena jawan banan d ki lor c ke rabb be na pehchn ske

nah tere kehde amb tod laye
uui buddhi de magar pe gea aa

tere magar pe ke dand torwna mei

han eh tan hai  :mean: :mean:
munda samjhdar ho gea aa  :pagel:

jawani nawi nawi aai par samjdar mein bachpan to haiga :laugh:

aho aho pta menu bandar jeha  :huhh:

akha chek kawao apni :lost:

kiyu

bande bandar nazar aande tuhnu :lost:

tu hega h bandar aa :marro:

:hehe: lab hi lea pher bandar. kehndi c menu ni chahida :laugh:

nah nah oh ala bandar n aa tu
 :pagel:

chal pachan ta ho gai hun o vala b lab pau