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3 times 4
« on: November 02, 2007, 03:36:16 AM »
A little girl takes the elevator on her way to school. The girl hasn't
finished her homework, as she is stuck with one of the questions. Next to
her in the elevator there is a housewife, an accoutant, and a lawyer.

"Excuse me", she says, speaking to no one in particular. "Could anyone
please tell me how much is 3 times 4?"

"Why, twelve of course, little girl", answers the housewife, somewhat
detachedly. She steps out at the next elevator stop muttering something
about laundry and cooking.

The girl seems no to be happy with the answer, so she looks at the
accoutant expectantly. He sighs, and tries to do some mental calculations.
"I'm not sure", he finally offers, "might be 11.99 or 12.50. I need to run
these numbers on my spreadsheet to make sure."

Of course she is not happy with this answer either, so she turns to look
at the lawyer. The lawyer smiles confidently at her, discretly signaling
her to wait. When the accoutant finally steps out of the elevator, the
lawyer kneels down to her and whispers, "how much do you want it to be?"

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3 times 4
« on: November 02, 2007, 03:36:16 AM »

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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 09:20:21 PM »
I am not a little girl or any type of girl, but i want it to be 13 can u prove that???

C if you guys can understand it  :hehe:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 09:38:28 PM »



I don't have the slightest clue.... :happy:

then again I always cheated to pass mathhhhhhh  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 09:53:59 PM »
Quote from: _kAmLi_ on October 01, 2009, 09:38:28 PM
I don't have the slightest clue.... :happy:
then again I always cheated to pass mathhhhhhh  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

i really liked the way lawyer said it " how much do u want it to be?"   :hehe:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 09:57:53 PM »



those lawyers, eh?!  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 10:05:17 PM »
Quote from: _kAmLi_ on October 01, 2009, 09:57:53 PM
 

those lawyers, eh?!  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

he is very sure he can prove it
no matter what u want, sometimes all it takes is to be confident  :hehe:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 10:15:48 PM »

hanji, you're absolutely right! it's very sexy  :happy:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 10:23:31 PM »
Quote from: _kAmLi_ on October 01, 2009, 10:15:48 PM
 hanji, you're absolutely right! it's very sexy  :happy:

ohhhhhhhhhh no no u taking it the other way  :hehe:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 10:26:08 PM »

oh hooo mera matlab si ke confidence is very sexy


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 10:29:54 PM »
Quote from: _kAmLi_ on October 01, 2009, 10:26:08 PM
 oh hooo mera matlab si ke confidence is very sexy


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
uuuuuuuuuuuu  :happy:  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 10:47:43 PM »
lawyer bastardness..  :pagel:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 10:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Jhanda Amli on October 01, 2009, 10:47:43 PM
lawyer bastardness..  :pagel:


don't hate ji  :huhh:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 10:39:35 PM »
how much do u want it to bee  :happy:
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Re: 3 times 4
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 05:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Simply PENDU on October 01, 2009, 10:05:17 PM
he is very sure he can prove it
no matter what u want, sometimes all it takes is to be confident  :hehe:

Quote from: _kAmLo_ on October 01, 2009, 10:15:48 PM
 hanji, you're absolutely right! it's very sexy  :happy:

Quote from: Simply PENDU on October 01, 2009, 10:23:31 PM
ohhhhhhhhhh no no u taking it the other way  :hehe:
Quote from: _kAmLo_ on October 01, 2009, 10:26:08 PM
 oh hooo mera matlab si ke confidence is very sexy


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
Quote from: Simply PENDU on October 01, 2009, 10:29:54 PM
uuuuuuuuuuuu  :happy:  :laugh: :laugh:


alll jokes aside...this is calssic  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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